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Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Episode 177 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 2)

This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip.  This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording last week.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways.  All of that and more in Part 2 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer.

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Saturday, October 26, 2019

Episode 176 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 1)

Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways.  All of that and more in Part 1 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer.

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Monday, September 23, 2019

Episode 175: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 2)

In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want. 

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Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Episode 174: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 1)

It's our 5th Anniversary, yay...

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Monday, September 2, 2019

Episode 173: AHHHH NOOOOO! BEAAHHHS!

As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close,  Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever.  It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it.  Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually good! (in our opinions anyway....and really that's all that matters isn't it?)  So finish off the dreadful season before we ring in 5 years of cringe with some bears, some Walken, and a wiley ol' skunk as we present The Country Bears 2: Vacation Hoedown.


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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Episode 172: Even Disney Channel Knows That Summer Sucks

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows.  From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows HATE the summer (and with GREAT CAUSE).  And stick around til the end because they go waaay back on that last one.  All this and more in the most sticky episode of Mouse Rants ever.

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Monday, July 29, 2019

Episode 171 - Sahmer BITEtastic!

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW.  From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense.

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Monday, July 22, 2019

Episode 170: Don't S*#t Where You Eat

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!!  Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!!  We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint:  It's not).  But before that, let's take a look at some ACTUAL clickbait as we value out the VIP experience of some losers who wrote a book.  So take a walk with your Degenerate Leaders into the great unknown on this week's frustrating episode of Mouse Rants

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Monday, July 8, 2019

Episode 169: Camp Plothole

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock.  Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you.  Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several Future World Central attractions/restaurants including the heart of Epcot, the Fountain of Nations.  Oh boy... All this and more on the most Campy episode of Mouse Rants.

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Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Episode 168: Shut Down The Summer Nightastic

Dude, summer sucks. Can I please go where it's autumn 24/7?  Jeez!!!  In the very first episode of Mouse Rants' #ShutDownTheSummer, Jerry and Simone discuss the 2009/2010 short-lived summer series, Summer Nightastic, and since this is a show about how much summer blows, we might as well talk about something else that blows....Disneyland.  That's right, we'll be discussing Summer Nightastic in Disneyland AND Walt Disney World... But first another episode of Skids & Simone Sample Stuff (this time from multiple countries!) and a couple other surprises thrown into the mix.  It's an all-out shutdown of the summer in this week's episode of Mouse Rants. 

Here's that dancing video we talked about for anyone interested.

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Saturday, June 1, 2019

Episode 167: FOR REAL?! WHAT?!

In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed.  Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick's music....In addition, Jerry shows Simone the autotuned mess that is DCappella and they listen to some of the worst garbage...ever...this ain't no Voices of Liberty people...And of course, by contractual obligation...the new Spokesy song is out, so strap in.  It's musicfilled madness in this week's episode, so you're not gonna wanna miss it...or maybe you will, who knows. #ShutDownMouseRants

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Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Episode 166: Mouse Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons.

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Monday, April 22, 2019

Episode 165: Hooves All Up In The Air!

This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint.  With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park.  But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios' 30th Anniversary as well as some new food items.

Tom tells New York to DRINK UP!!!!



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Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Episode 163: You'll Never Guess What We Do With This Magic Band

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals.  So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you've heard on Mouse Rants yet.  you WON'T want to miss this one.

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Saturday, March 16, 2019

Episode 162: Call Me, Beep Me, If You Want Girl Marie

In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019).  From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch.  Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!!  All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it?  rufus? cheese? ah, nevermind) episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Episode 161: Nickel & Doomed 2 - Still Doomed

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more.  Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!!  All this and much much more on tonight's most non-sexy version of Disney After Dar....I mean Mouse Rants...Mouse Rants....

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Monday, January 28, 2019

Episode 160: The Ripoff of the Ripoff

This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion.  Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!!  Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy!   All this and more on this week's most originally ripped off episode of Mouse Rants!

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Monday, January 14, 2019

Episode 159: Butt Caramel and other unpopular opinions

This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved!  Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them.  From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch.  But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors as well as read from your favorite idiots over at the DisBoards.  All this and much more on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Episode 158: Reality Bites, a new fun game

This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video!  Details to come!  Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system.  If you would like to participate in the game, please send an email to MouseRants@gmail.com or comment below the show notes here or in the Facebook Group!

Brittney https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVERCHcp6FBY_ugJe3M7LQw/videos

JoJo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkUZ2zbi-NvTM2fLKC8xeEA/videos

Tiffanee https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFgyN2Z1VDYNW9fU7_h8FLw/videos

Alexa (be careful if you have an Echo)  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClT8yqTPR2mr-sjRR-31vNA/videos

Stephen https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpKB2Kh-s3Ha1O0yZUlzn0A

Zane https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-1Ml1mUtHOs3B4nqjWXUng/videos

Quynn - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgWZgpATEbEuU_X4Yn7CnZQ/videos

Jack - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL6buMBn0j8ZFD4SgKmDhog/videos

Rachel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5aktY4TeMCLiuIYFrGHuAw

Adrianna - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdZKFafw1MFmLpKQkkRIDA/videos

Jordan - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC86GIXoEItF3aZDGSwMGUdg/videos

Emma - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVAWDjA61jM3qmp7ZS86GZw/videos

Claire  - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC46CsJsIQal-kcJeGfmZwSg

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