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Monday, December 10, 2018

Episode 155 - The Cheesy Poof Who Wrote (Or Stole) A Song

ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!!  Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss.

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Monday, December 3, 2018

Episode 154: Characters Don't Talk: Volume II

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME II
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids


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Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica, Violet & Showkeeper
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice), Jessica (Singing Voice) & Showkeeper (Singing Voice)
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Tim Realbuto - Aladdin
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash/Dash Parr
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
RJ Lucia, Jr. -  Bob Parr, Sad Security Guard
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Kristi Fredricks - Mackenzie/Rapunzel
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Jafar - Jafar 


Songs

Mouse Rants Recap....................................................Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo, Facilier, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Maleficent, Rapunzel, 
                                                                                               Sparrow, Gaston, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Kim, Marvin, Mary, Luke, Snow White, Jessica 
You'll Be Back In My Arms Someday.........................Facilier, Aurora
The Screen Door General Store..................................Facilier, Marvin, Maleficent, Snow White, Belle
Slap The Bitch.............................................................Gaston, Aladdin
I Need Blood................................................................Aladdin, Jasmine, Facilier, Aurora
Not One Of Us.............................................................Flynn, Adam, Belle, Charming, Jessica, Marius, Sparrow
Taste You....................................................................Esmerelda 
Back Then...................................................................Facilier, Luke, Gaston
I Know How You Feel.................................................Merch, Violet
Around The World......................................................Aurora
Descent To Madness...................................................Luke, Violet
I Want To See That Smile...........................................Aurora, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White
The Test Track............................................................Luke, Belle, Snow White, Jasmine, Aurora, Facilier, Maleficent, Sparrow, Eric
Worship Me.................................................................The Big Bad Boss, Maleficent
A Twist of Events.........................................................Snow White, Sparrow
Natural Born Murderer...............................................Jasmine, Aurora, Ensemble
The Mexican Standoff.................................................Belle, Jessica, Aurora, Maleficent, Jasmine, Marius, Showkeeper, Eric, Sparrow, 
                                                                                               The Big Bad Boss
Tarantino Flick............................................................Showkeeper, Violet
Why Did We Do This Again?.......................................Simone DeMilo, Jerry Skids, Jessica, Marius, Prince Adam, Rapunzel, Esmerelda, Merch, Ron, 
                                                                                                 Kim, Mulan, Bob Parr, Dash Parr, Flynn, Prince Charming, Showkeeper, Gary Hall, Prince 
                                                                                                 Eric, Violet, Luke, Sparrow, Snow White, Jasmine, Jafar, Mary, Marvin, Gaston, Belle, 
                                                                                                 Cinderella, Maleficent, Aladdin, The Big Bad Boss, Facilier, Aurora, Ensemble
Outtro..........................................................................Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo

Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Alan Menken, Frank Wildhorn, Danny Elfman, Marc Shaiman, David Yazbek, Joseph "Kansas Joe" McCoy, Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, Randy Newman, Duncan Sheik, Michael Friedman, Andrew Lippa, Elton John, Green Day, Serge Gainsbourg, Adam Young and The Lively Ones

Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

- See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!
-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!! 
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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Episode 153: Characters Don't Talk: Volume I

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids


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Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus Blossom Employee, Casting #1, 
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent/Scarlett
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Steve Swanson - Luke
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw, Chicken Little
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Kate Smith - Kip
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow/Tom
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Lillian Hui - Mulan's Greeter 
Susie Queue - Snow White
Jafar - Jafar 
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Milo, Casting #2
Tim Realbuto - Aladdin
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Sarah Smith - Guest,Cast Member
Jillian Lassiter  - Casting #3, Lady
Scott Bee - French Host

Songs

Second Fanboy Revolution.........................................Luke, Kim, Eric, Charming, Flynn, Ensemble
The Madness of Cinderella.........................................Cinderella
Now I've Tasted Blood................................................Facilier
Aurora Awakens!........................................................Aurora
True Love....................................................................Gaston, Belle
I Don't Want Him (In Me)..........................................Belle
One Last Robbery.......................................................Kim, Ron, Garcon 
The Blame Game........................................................Mary, Marvin, Flynn, Maleficent, Cinderella
The Hooded Warrior..................................................Aurora, Mulan
One Week More..........................................................Gaston, Sparrow, Snow, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Jessica, Marius, Maleficent, Marvin, Mary, Facilier, Luke, Violet



Music by:  Michael Friedman, Jason Robert Brown, John Legend, Elton John, Alan Menken, Green Day, Stephen Sondheim, and Claude-Michel Schönberg
Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

- See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!
-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!! 
 -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!

WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Episode 152: Character's Don't Talk: Origins

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: ORIGINS
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids


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Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Frat Guy #1, Frat Guy #3, Interview #1 & Interview #3
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Tim Realbuto - Aladdin
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Jafar - Jafar 
Kristi Fredricks - Rapunzel 
Jillian Lassiter  - Pocahontas, Evan & Interview #4
Mark Christopher - Harry
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Frat Guy #2 & Interview #2
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf 
Sarah Smith - Tourist

Songs

Whore..........................................................................Jasmine, Ensemble
I'll Beat The Shit Out of You.......................................Aladdin, Cinderella, Mulan, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Jasmine
I'm Luke......................................................................Luke
A Good Day For A Junkie...........................................Belle
I'm Luke (Reprise)......................................................Luke
The Prince...................................................................Maleficent, Facilier
The Ballad of Snow White..........................................Snow White, 80's Snow, 90's Snow
Trust Me......................................................................Snow White, Marvin
Trust Me (Reprise)......................................................Prince Eric, Rapunzel, Snow White, Jack Sparrow
I Want Song.................................................................Aurora, Ensemble
Die! Aurora!.................................................................Aladdin, Mulan, Ron Stopabble, Cinderella, Kim Possible, Aurora



Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Matthew Wilder, Michael Friedman, Jeanine Tesori & Alan Menken
Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

- See you next week for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 1!!!
-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!! 
 -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!

WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Sunday, October 28, 2018

Episode 151: The Worst of One..uh...Five...er...One Star Reviews - The Studios

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, sifting through the bile of the worst one-star reviews (and because of the nature of the topic, sometimes five-star reviews...) around Hollywood Studios.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this excruciatingly frustrating (for me) episode of Mouse Rants.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Monday, October 22, 2018

Episode 150: Levar-Con

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss 2018 New York Comic Con, and all the Disney and non-Disney fun (and not fun) they encountered along the way.  Come on in to a world of Fantasy Food Trucks, terrible people, Boy Meets World, medical lies and the worst Ecto Cooler on the face of the earth.  #BoycottMacTruck #Lies #Booooo.  Just enjoy episode 150, whatever.


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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Episode 149: Schtick It To The Man!

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!!  SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer.  The whole world is going to hell and Jerry and Simone are taking you with them..but first they reminisce on their Disney Day in NYC from film to Broadway on this week's schtickilicious episode of Mouse Rants.

(Also, Happy Birthday WDW, Magic Kingdom and Epcot Centre)

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.