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Monday, September 23, 2019

Episode 175: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 2)

In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want. 

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Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Episode 174: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 1)

It's our 5th Anniversary, yay...

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Monday, September 2, 2019

Episode 173: AHHHH NOOOOO! BEAAHHHS!

As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close,  Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever.  It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it.  Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually good! (in our opinions anyway....and really that's all that matters isn't it?)  So finish off the dreadful season before we ring in 5 years of cringe with some bears, some Walken, and a wiley ol' skunk as we present The Country Bears 2: Vacation Hoedown.


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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Episode 172: Even Disney Channel Knows That Summer Sucks

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows.  From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows HATE the summer (and with GREAT CAUSE).  And stick around til the end because they go waaay back on that last one.  All this and more in the most sticky episode of Mouse Rants ever.

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Monday, July 29, 2019

Episode 171 - Sahmer BITEtastic!

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW.  From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense.

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Monday, July 22, 2019

Episode 170: Don't S*#t Where You Eat

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!!  Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!!  We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint:  It's not).  But before that, let's take a look at some ACTUAL clickbait as we value out the VIP experience of some losers who wrote a book.  So take a walk with your Degenerate Leaders into the great unknown on this week's frustrating episode of Mouse Rants

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Monday, July 8, 2019

Episode 169: Camp Plothole

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock.  Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you.  Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several Future World Central attractions/restaurants including the heart of Epcot, the Fountain of Nations.  Oh boy... All this and more on the most Campy episode of Mouse Rants.

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