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Monday, April 22, 2019

Episode 165: Hooves All Up In The Air!

This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint.  With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park.  But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios' 30th Anniversary as well as some new food items.

Tom tells New York to DRINK UP!!!!



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Sunday, April 7, 2019

Episode 164: the fattest dreamer

This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen.  You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together.  Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you won't want to miss.

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Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Episode 163: You'll Never Guess What We Do With This Magic Band

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals.  So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you've heard on Mouse Rants yet.  you WON'T want to miss this one.

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Saturday, March 16, 2019

Episode 162: Call Me, Beep Me, If You Want Girl Marie

In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019).  From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch.  Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!!  All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it?  rufus? cheese? ah, nevermind) episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Episode 161: Nickel & Doomed 2 - Still Doomed

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more.  Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!!  All this and much much more on tonight's most non-sexy version of Disney After Dar....I mean Mouse Rants...Mouse Rants....

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Monday, January 28, 2019

Episode 160: The Ripoff of the Ripoff

This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion.  Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!!  Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy!   All this and more on this week's most originally ripped off episode of Mouse Rants!

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Monday, January 14, 2019

Episode 159: Butt Caramel and other unpopular opinions

This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved!  Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them.  From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch.  But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors as well as read from your favorite idiots over at the DisBoards.  All this and much more on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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