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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Episode 161: Nickel & Doomed 2 - Still Doomed

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more.  Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!!  All this and much much more on tonight's most non-sexy version of Disney After Dar....I mean Mouse Rants...Mouse Rants....

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Monday, January 28, 2019

Episode 160: The Ripoff of the Ripoff

This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion.  Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!!  Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy!   All this and more on this week's most originally ripped off episode of Mouse Rants!

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Monday, January 14, 2019

Episode 159: Butt Caramel and other unpopular opinions

This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved!  Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them.  From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch.  But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors as well as read from your favorite idiots over at the DisBoards.  All this and much more on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Episode 158: Reality Bites, a new fun game

This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video!  Details to come!  Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system.  If you would like to participate in the game, please send an email to MouseRants@gmail.com or comment below the show notes here or in the Facebook Group!

Brittney https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVERCHcp6FBY_ugJe3M7LQw/videos

JoJo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkUZ2zbi-NvTM2fLKC8xeEA/videos

Tiffanee https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFgyN2Z1VDYNW9fU7_h8FLw/videos

Alexa (be careful if you have an Echo)  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClT8yqTPR2mr-sjRR-31vNA/videos

Stephen https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpKB2Kh-s3Ha1O0yZUlzn0A

Zane https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-1Ml1mUtHOs3B4nqjWXUng/videos

Quynn - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgWZgpATEbEuU_X4Yn7CnZQ/videos

Jack - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL6buMBn0j8ZFD4SgKmDhog/videos

Rachel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5aktY4TeMCLiuIYFrGHuAw

Adrianna - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdZKFafw1MFmLpKQkkRIDA/videos

Jordan - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC86GIXoEItF3aZDGSwMGUdg/videos

Emma - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVAWDjA61jM3qmp7ZS86GZw/videos

Claire  - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC46CsJsIQal-kcJeGfmZwSg

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Monday, December 24, 2018

Episode 157: The Feast Of Seven Fishes With The La La La La

MERRRRYYYY CHRIIIISSTTMMMAAASSSS!!!!!!!!

This Christmas, Jerry & Simone celebrate THE EVE as they have their very first Italian Christmas!  That's right!  The Feast of the Seven Fishes!!!  Count down with your Degenerate Leaders as they discuss SEVEN different fish-related Disney topics (well, most of them are Disney) all broken up with their most festive segment yet, Conversations With A Real Italian Person (starring Jillian The Italian Travel Agent)!  All this, Sleeves and MUCH MUCH MORE on this year's Christmas Extravaganza With The La La La La!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Episode 156 - The 2nd Annual Head-To-Head Showdown of the Century (featuring Jillian the Travel Agent & Sarah Smith)

This week, Jerry & Simone invite on reigning contestant, Jillian the Travel Agent and Challenging Contestant, Sarah Smith as they host the 2nd Annual Disney Movie Trivia Game Show (this time with park questions too!).   Get ready for double the tears, double the anger and a couple of one-time-use dildos on this balls to the wall, action-packed trivia massacre!!!

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Monday, December 10, 2018

Episode 155 - The Cheesy Poof Who Wrote (Or Stole) A Song

ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!!  Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss.

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