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Sunday, October 28, 2018

Episode 151: The Worst of One..uh...Five...er...One Star Reviews - The Studios

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, sifting through the bile of the worst one-star reviews (and because of the nature of the topic, sometimes five-star reviews...) around Hollywood Studios.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this excruciatingly frustrating (for me) episode of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, October 22, 2018

Episode 150: Levar-Con

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss 2018 New York Comic Con, and all the Disney and non-Disney fun (and not fun) they encountered along the way.  Come on in to a world of Fantasy Food Trucks, terrible people, Boy Meets World, medical lies and the worst Ecto Cooler on the face of the earth.  #BoycottMacTruck #Lies #Booooo.  Just enjoy episode 150, whatever.


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Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Episode 149: Schtick It To The Man!

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!!  SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer.  The whole world is going to hell and Jerry and Simone are taking you with them..but first they reminisce on their Disney Day in NYC from film to Broadway on this week's schtickilicious episode of Mouse Rants.

(Also, Happy Birthday WDW, Magic Kingdom and Epcot Centre)

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Sunday, September 2, 2018

Episode 147: DID YOU SAY BOLOGNA?! - Mouse Rants' 4th Anniversary Extravaganza

Today is the 4th Anniversary of Mouse Rants and also a 3 day weekend, so this is releasing on a SUNDAY!  Jerry & Simone welcome back DGribbs and Jillian as well as their SPECIAL GUEST, Sarah Smith!! (Yes, yet, another Smith) as they act out scenes from popular WDW attractions.  Join in the fun, as the entire crew determines whether the writers were cracked out of their mind (allegedly) or just completely burnt out. It's an all-out acting/improv fest on this week's 4th Anniversary Extravaganza!!!!

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Thursday, August 16, 2018

Episode 146: Miyuki, Masaji & The Art of Amezaiku

This week, Jerry & Simone take you on a journey to Mitsuwa Summer Festival in New Jersey of all places as they set out to find their old friend from the Japan Pavilion, Miyuki!  On the way, they discuss the history of Amezaiku in the Japan Pavilion in Epcot Center and the nearly impossible practice of Candy Art.  Also, they eat & drink around the festival, briefly check out the Taiko Drums, eat Kakigōri and...okay it might as well be the freakin' Japan Pavilion.

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Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Episode 145: Misting Pretzels Are Soooo Goooooood! - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 2 (LIVE)

As YouTube month concludes, Jerry & Simone went LIVE again on August 2nd (yeah it was supposed to be July 31st, but whatever) for part 2 of their vlog review segment, where they give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the second time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

WATCH ALONG BELOW:
(show starts at 21:42...YouTube is still processing the edits)




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