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Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Episode 149: Schtick It To The Man!

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!!  SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer.  The whole world is going to hell and Jerry and Simone are taking you with them..but first they reminisce on their Disney Day in NYC from film to Broadway on this week's schtickilicious episode of Mouse Rants.

(Also, Happy Birthday WDW, Magic Kingdom and Epcot Centre)

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Sunday, September 2, 2018

Episode 147: DID YOU SAY BOLOGNA?! - Mouse Rants' 4th Anniversary Extravaganza

Today is the 4th Anniversary of Mouse Rants and also a 3 day weekend, so this is releasing on a SUNDAY!  Jerry & Simone welcome back DGribbs and Jillian as well as their SPECIAL GUEST, Sarah Smith!! (Yes, yet, another Smith) as they act out scenes from popular WDW attractions.  Join in the fun, as the entire crew determines whether the writers were cracked out of their mind (allegedly) or just completely burnt out. It's an all-out acting/improv fest on this week's 4th Anniversary Extravaganza!!!!

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Thursday, August 16, 2018

Episode 146: Miyuki, Masaji & The Art of Amezaiku

This week, Jerry & Simone take you on a journey to Mitsuwa Summer Festival in New Jersey of all places as they set out to find their old friend from the Japan Pavilion, Miyuki!  On the way, they discuss the history of Amezaiku in the Japan Pavilion in Epcot Center and the nearly impossible practice of Candy Art.  Also, they eat & drink around the festival, briefly check out the Taiko Drums, eat Kakigōri and...okay it might as well be the freakin' Japan Pavilion.

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Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Episode 145: Misting Pretzels Are Soooo Goooooood! - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 2 (LIVE)

As YouTube month concludes, Jerry & Simone went LIVE again on August 2nd (yeah it was supposed to be July 31st, but whatever) for part 2 of their vlog review segment, where they give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the second time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

WATCH ALONG BELOW:
(show starts at 21:42...YouTube is still processing the edits)




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Thursday, August 2, 2018

Episode 144: Kermit's Last Date - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 1 (LIVE)

As YouTube month continues, (this was supposed to be released last week, but fuck it) Jerry & Simone went LIVE on Sunday, July 22nd to give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the first time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

WATCH ALONG BELOW:




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Monday, July 16, 2018

Episode 143: You Can't Take Larry Anywhere - Will Paul Begins

As YouTube month continues, Jerry & Simone venture back to that William Paul library as they take a look at the prequel that started it all...that's right..the very first Will Paul video series ever!!! Follow along as they meet some new characters who shaped Will into the man he will one day become, sit through long drawn out bragfests, and find out just who the Paul family is going to offend today.  All this and more from trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet.  You won't want to miss it.  And you don't have to!!!

WATCH ALONG BELOW
(complete with the sweet soothing voices of Jerry and Simone!  No syncing necessary!!!) 


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