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Monday, May 21, 2018

Episode 138: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Animal Kingdom

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Animal Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, May 14, 2018

Episode 137: Return of the Radio Disney Cliche

This week, Jerry and Simone finally settle the score once and for all as they torture themselves YET AGAIN with their patented Radio Disney Game.  Join in with the fun and see how you score as the two MouseRantsKeLeaders are forced to listen to the Radio Disney Top 30 and find out just what truly awful music is pumping into the brains of today's youth and try to guess what each song is going to be about.  Who comes up on top this time?  You'll have to listen to find out on this torturous episode of Mouse Rants.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Episode 136: You're So Bo-o-o-red With the WDW (and that makes you wrong)

This week, Jerry & Simone explain why it's impossible to claim you are bored with Walt Disney World and why that is an absolutely ludicrous sentiment.  Get ready to discuss all the fun ins and outs around WDW that isn't just your regular "going-to-the-parks-and-riding-rides."  And since everyone enjoys them so much, this week we bring to you.....another fun quiz!!!  Also, New menu items and so much more, on tonight's edition of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, April 16, 2018

Episode 135: News News News (Inside Boodition)

Jerry and Simone discuss the Top 10 most annoying announcements to come out of Walt Disney World so far in 2018.  Join them as they break down the worst decisions WDW has made in just four months!

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Monday, April 9, 2018

Episode 134: Bologna, Bounding and Bears, Trained (a DisBoards Story)

Come meet your new hosts and their special guests as they discover the aborted bile that is the DisBoards (and Facebook Groups).  Join in as they attempt to withstand the absolute garbage they are about to encounter.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Episode 133: The Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make

Join Jerry and Simone as they take you on a high-voltage, action-packed, balls-to-the-wall, non-stop sentimental journey through space and time in this week's nailbiting, heart-stopping episode of Mouse Rants.



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Monday, March 19, 2018

Episode 132: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Epcot

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Epcot.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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