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Monday, January 14, 2019

Episode 159: Butt Caramel and other unpopular opinions

This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved!  Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them.  From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch.  But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors as well as read from your favorite idiots over at the DisBoards.  All this and much more on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Episode 158: Reality Bites, a new fun game

This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video!  Details to come!  Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system.  If you would like to participate in the game, please send an email to MouseRants@gmail.com or comment below the show notes here or in the Facebook Group!

Brittney https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVERCHcp6FBY_ugJe3M7LQw/videos

JoJo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkUZ2zbi-NvTM2fLKC8xeEA/videos

Tiffanee https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFgyN2Z1VDYNW9fU7_h8FLw/videos

Alexa (be careful if you have an Echo)  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClT8yqTPR2mr-sjRR-31vNA/videos

Stephen https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpKB2Kh-s3Ha1O0yZUlzn0A

Zane https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-1Ml1mUtHOs3B4nqjWXUng/videos

Quynn - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgWZgpATEbEuU_X4Yn7CnZQ/videos

Jack - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL6buMBn0j8ZFD4SgKmDhog/videos

Rachel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5aktY4TeMCLiuIYFrGHuAw

Adrianna - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdZKFafw1MFmLpKQkkRIDA/videos

Jordan - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC86GIXoEItF3aZDGSwMGUdg/videos

Emma - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVAWDjA61jM3qmp7ZS86GZw/videos

Claire  - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC46CsJsIQal-kcJeGfmZwSg

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Monday, December 24, 2018

Episode 157: The Feast Of Seven Fishes With The La La La La

MERRRRYYYY CHRIIIISSTTMMMAAASSSS!!!!!!!!

This Christmas, Jerry & Simone celebrate THE EVE as they have their very first Italian Christmas!  That's right!  The Feast of the Seven Fishes!!!  Count down with your Degenerate Leaders as they discuss SEVEN different fish-related Disney topics (well, most of them are Disney) all broken up with their most festive segment yet, Conversations With A Real Italian Person (starring Jillian The Italian Travel Agent)!  All this, Sleeves and MUCH MUCH MORE on this year's Christmas Extravaganza With The La La La La!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Episode 156 - The 2nd Annual Head-To-Head Showdown of the Century (featuring Jillian the Travel Agent & Sarah Smith)

This week, Jerry & Simone invite on reigning contestant, Jillian the Travel Agent and Challenging Contestant, Sarah Smith as they host the 2nd Annual Disney Movie Trivia Game Show (this time with park questions too!).   Get ready for double the tears, double the anger and a couple of one-time-use dildos on this balls to the wall, action-packed trivia massacre!!!

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Monday, December 10, 2018

Episode 155 - The Cheesy Poof Who Wrote (Or Stole) A Song

ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!!  Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Monday, December 3, 2018

Episode 154: Characters Don't Talk: Volume II

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME II
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids


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Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica, Violet & Showkeeper
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice), Jessica (Singing Voice) & Showkeeper (Singing Voice)
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Tim Realbuto - Aladdin
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash/Dash Parr
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
RJ Lucia, Jr. -  Bob Parr, Sad Security Guard
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Kristi Fredricks - Mackenzie/Rapunzel
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Jafar - Jafar 


Songs

Mouse Rants Recap....................................................Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo, Facilier, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Maleficent, Rapunzel, 
                                                                                               Sparrow, Gaston, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Kim, Marvin, Mary, Luke, Snow White, Jessica 
You'll Be Back In My Arms Someday.........................Facilier, Aurora
The Screen Door General Store..................................Facilier, Marvin, Maleficent, Snow White, Belle
Slap The Bitch.............................................................Gaston, Aladdin
I Need Blood................................................................Aladdin, Jasmine, Facilier, Aurora
Not One Of Us.............................................................Flynn, Adam, Belle, Charming, Jessica, Marius, Sparrow
Taste You....................................................................Esmerelda 
Back Then...................................................................Facilier, Luke, Gaston
I Know How You Feel.................................................Merch, Violet
Around The World......................................................Aurora
Descent To Madness...................................................Luke, Violet
I Want To See That Smile...........................................Aurora, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White
The Test Track............................................................Luke, Belle, Snow White, Jasmine, Aurora, Facilier, Maleficent, Sparrow, Eric
Worship Me.................................................................The Big Bad Boss, Maleficent
A Twist of Events.........................................................Snow White, Sparrow
Natural Born Murderer...............................................Jasmine, Aurora, Ensemble
The Mexican Standoff.................................................Belle, Jessica, Aurora, Maleficent, Jasmine, Marius, Showkeeper, Eric, Sparrow, 
                                                                                               The Big Bad Boss
Tarantino Flick............................................................Showkeeper, Violet
Why Did We Do This Again?.......................................Simone DeMilo, Jerry Skids, Jessica, Marius, Prince Adam, Rapunzel, Esmerelda, Merch, Ron, 
                                                                                                 Kim, Mulan, Bob Parr, Dash Parr, Flynn, Prince Charming, Showkeeper, Gary Hall, Prince 
                                                                                                 Eric, Violet, Luke, Sparrow, Snow White, Jasmine, Jafar, Mary, Marvin, Gaston, Belle, 
                                                                                                 Cinderella, Maleficent, Aladdin, The Big Bad Boss, Facilier, Aurora, Ensemble
Outtro..........................................................................Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo

Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Alan Menken, Frank Wildhorn, Danny Elfman, Marc Shaiman, David Yazbek, Joseph "Kansas Joe" McCoy, Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, Randy Newman, Duncan Sheik, Michael Friedman, Andrew Lippa, Elton John, Green Day, Serge Gainsbourg, Adam Young and The Lively Ones

Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

- See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!
-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!! 
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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Episode 153: Characters Don't Talk: Volume I

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids


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Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus Blossom Employee, Casting #1, 
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent/Scarlett
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Steve Swanson - Luke
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw, Chicken Little
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Kate Smith - Kip
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow/Tom
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Lillian Hui - Mulan's Greeter 
Susie Queue - Snow White
Jafar - Jafar 
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Milo, Casting #2
Tim Realbuto - Aladdin
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Sarah Smith - Guest,Cast Member
Jillian Lassiter  - Casting #3, Lady
Scott Bee - French Host

Songs

Second Fanboy Revolution.........................................Luke, Kim, Eric, Charming, Flynn, Ensemble
The Madness of Cinderella.........................................Cinderella
Now I've Tasted Blood................................................Facilier
Aurora Awakens!........................................................Aurora
True Love....................................................................Gaston, Belle
I Don't Want Him (In Me)..........................................Belle
One Last Robbery.......................................................Kim, Ron, Garcon 
The Blame Game........................................................Mary, Marvin, Flynn, Maleficent, Cinderella
The Hooded Warrior..................................................Aurora, Mulan
One Week More..........................................................Gaston, Sparrow, Snow, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Jessica, Marius, Maleficent, Marvin, Mary, Facilier, Luke, Violet



Music by:  Michael Friedman, Jason Robert Brown, John Legend, Elton John, Alan Menken, Green Day, Stephen Sondheim, and Claude-Michel Schönberg
Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

- See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!
-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!! 
 -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!

WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.