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Monday, February 26, 2018

Episode 130: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Magic Kingdom

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around the Magic Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, February 19, 2018

Episode 129: Build Your Own Adult Island of Pleasure

This week, Jerry and Simone come up with their own idea for a nighttime entertainment haven, since Pleasure Island has been turned into a shopping villa for rich douchebags.  Come along and find out what they have in store for you...when the theme parks have all gone to bed.  Also, before that, Jerry and Simone discuss the most and least popular episodes of Mouse Rants and try to find out what audiences could possibly want.  All this and more on this week's sexy and pleasure-filled Mouse Rants.

Some stuff we talked about on the show:

The Radio Disney Station ID (at the end of the clip)
The Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Montage that YouTube pulled
The Shit Brownies
Oh My Dayum song
Ginger
Ice Gator (NOT SWAMPY)

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Monday, February 12, 2018

Episode 128: The Surprising Difficulty of Theming Tomorrowland

This week, Jerry and Simone try to figure out if there was EVER a point in time when every attraction in Tomorrowland actually fit into one specific theme.  Join them as they try to come up with some sort of logic to tie Tomorrowland together.  But wait!  There's more!  Before they get into the main topic, enjoy the sultry sounds of slurping and smacking as Skids & Simone Sample Stuff from Thailand!  From fish snacks to durian candy to ketchup...see if Jerry can actually keep these Thai snacks down.  Whether you asked for it or not, you got it, on this week's mindboggling episode of Mouse Rants.

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