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Monday, December 10, 2018

Episode 155 - The Cheesy Poof Who Wrote (Or Stole) A Song

ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!!  Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss.

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Monday, December 3, 2018

Episode 154: Characters Don't Talk: Volume II

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME II
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids


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Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica, Violet & Showkeeper
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice), Jessica (Singing Voice) & Showkeeper (Singing Voice)
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Tim Realbuto - Aladdin
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash/Dash Parr
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
RJ Lucia, Jr. -  Bob Parr, Sad Security Guard
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Kristi Fredricks - Mackenzie/Rapunzel
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Jafar - Jafar 


Songs

Mouse Rants Recap....................................................Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo, Facilier, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Maleficent, Rapunzel, 
                                                                                               Sparrow, Gaston, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Kim, Marvin, Mary, Luke, Snow White, Jessica 
You'll Be Back In My Arms Someday.........................Facilier, Aurora
The Screen Door General Store..................................Facilier, Marvin, Maleficent, Snow White, Belle
Slap The Bitch.............................................................Gaston, Aladdin
I Need Blood................................................................Aladdin, Jasmine, Facilier, Aurora
Not One Of Us.............................................................Flynn, Adam, Belle, Charming, Jessica, Marius, Sparrow
Taste You....................................................................Esmerelda 
Back Then...................................................................Facilier, Luke, Gaston
I Know How You Feel.................................................Merch, Violet
Around The World......................................................Aurora
Descent To Madness...................................................Luke, Violet
I Want To See That Smile...........................................Aurora, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White
The Test Track............................................................Luke, Belle, Snow White, Jasmine, Aurora, Facilier, Maleficent, Sparrow, Eric
Worship Me.................................................................The Big Bad Boss, Maleficent
A Twist of Events.........................................................Snow White, Sparrow
Natural Born Murderer...............................................Jasmine, Aurora, Ensemble
The Mexican Standoff.................................................Belle, Jessica, Aurora, Maleficent, Jasmine, Marius, Showkeeper, Eric, Sparrow, 
                                                                                               The Big Bad Boss
Tarantino Flick............................................................Showkeeper, Violet
Why Did We Do This Again?.......................................Simone DeMilo, Jerry Skids, Jessica, Marius, Prince Adam, Rapunzel, Esmerelda, Merch, Ron, 
                                                                                                 Kim, Mulan, Bob Parr, Dash Parr, Flynn, Prince Charming, Showkeeper, Gary Hall, Prince 
                                                                                                 Eric, Violet, Luke, Sparrow, Snow White, Jasmine, Jafar, Mary, Marvin, Gaston, Belle, 
                                                                                                 Cinderella, Maleficent, Aladdin, The Big Bad Boss, Facilier, Aurora, Ensemble
Outtro..........................................................................Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo

Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Alan Menken, Frank Wildhorn, Danny Elfman, Marc Shaiman, David Yazbek, Joseph "Kansas Joe" McCoy, Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, Randy Newman, Duncan Sheik, Michael Friedman, Andrew Lippa, Elton John, Green Day, Serge Gainsbourg, Adam Young and The Lively Ones

Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Episode 153: Characters Don't Talk: Volume I

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids


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Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus Blossom Employee, Casting #1, 
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent/Scarlett
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Steve Swanson - Luke
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw, Chicken Little
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Kate Smith - Kip
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow/Tom
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Lillian Hui - Mulan's Greeter 
Susie Queue - Snow White
Jafar - Jafar 
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Milo, Casting #2
Tim Realbuto - Aladdin
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Sarah Smith - Guest,Cast Member
Jillian Lassiter  - Casting #3, Lady
Scott Bee - French Host

Songs

Second Fanboy Revolution.........................................Luke, Kim, Eric, Charming, Flynn, Ensemble
The Madness of Cinderella.........................................Cinderella
Now I've Tasted Blood................................................Facilier
Aurora Awakens!........................................................Aurora
True Love....................................................................Gaston, Belle
I Don't Want Him (In Me)..........................................Belle
One Last Robbery.......................................................Kim, Ron, Garcon 
The Blame Game........................................................Mary, Marvin, Flynn, Maleficent, Cinderella
The Hooded Warrior..................................................Aurora, Mulan
One Week More..........................................................Gaston, Sparrow, Snow, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Jessica, Marius, Maleficent, Marvin, Mary, Facilier, Luke, Violet



Music by:  Michael Friedman, Jason Robert Brown, John Legend, Elton John, Alan Menken, Green Day, Stephen Sondheim, and Claude-Michel Schönberg
Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

- See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!
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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Episode 152: Character's Don't Talk: Origins

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: ORIGINS
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids

directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids


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Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Frat Guy #1, Frat Guy #3, Interview #1 & Interview #3
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Tim Realbuto - Aladdin
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Jafar - Jafar 
Kristi Fredricks - Rapunzel 
Jillian Lassiter  - Pocahontas, Evan & Interview #4
Mark Christopher - Harry
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Frat Guy #2 & Interview #2
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf 
Sarah Smith - Tourist

Songs

Whore..........................................................................Jasmine, Ensemble
I'll Beat The Shit Out of You.......................................Aladdin, Cinderella, Mulan, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Jasmine
I'm Luke......................................................................Luke
A Good Day For A Junkie...........................................Belle
I'm Luke (Reprise)......................................................Luke
The Prince...................................................................Maleficent, Facilier
The Ballad of Snow White..........................................Snow White, 80's Snow, 90's Snow
Trust Me......................................................................Snow White, Marvin
Trust Me (Reprise)......................................................Prince Eric, Rapunzel, Snow White, Jack Sparrow
I Want Song.................................................................Aurora, Ensemble
Die! Aurora!.................................................................Aladdin, Mulan, Ron Stopabble, Cinderella, Kim Possible, Aurora



Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Matthew Wilder, Michael Friedman, Jeanine Tesori & Alan Menken
Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Sunday, October 28, 2018

Episode 151: The Worst of One..uh...Five...er...One Star Reviews - The Studios

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, sifting through the bile of the worst one-star reviews (and because of the nature of the topic, sometimes five-star reviews...) around Hollywood Studios.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this excruciatingly frustrating (for me) episode of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, October 22, 2018

Episode 150: Levar-Con

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss 2018 New York Comic Con, and all the Disney and non-Disney fun (and not fun) they encountered along the way.  Come on in to a world of Fantasy Food Trucks, terrible people, Boy Meets World, medical lies and the worst Ecto Cooler on the face of the earth.  #BoycottMacTruck #Lies #Booooo.  Just enjoy episode 150, whatever.


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Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Episode 149: Schtick It To The Man!

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!!  SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer.  The whole world is going to hell and Jerry and Simone are taking you with them..but first they reminisce on their Disney Day in NYC from film to Broadway on this week's schtickilicious episode of Mouse Rants.

(Also, Happy Birthday WDW, Magic Kingdom and Epcot Centre)

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Sunday, September 2, 2018

Episode 147: DID YOU SAY BOLOGNA?! - Mouse Rants' 4th Anniversary Extravaganza

Today is the 4th Anniversary of Mouse Rants and also a 3 day weekend, so this is releasing on a SUNDAY!  Jerry & Simone welcome back DGribbs and Jillian as well as their SPECIAL GUEST, Sarah Smith!! (Yes, yet, another Smith) as they act out scenes from popular WDW attractions.  Join in the fun, as the entire crew determines whether the writers were cracked out of their mind (allegedly) or just completely burnt out. It's an all-out acting/improv fest on this week's 4th Anniversary Extravaganza!!!!

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Thursday, August 16, 2018

Episode 146: Miyuki, Masaji & The Art of Amezaiku

This week, Jerry & Simone take you on a journey to Mitsuwa Summer Festival in New Jersey of all places as they set out to find their old friend from the Japan Pavilion, Miyuki!  On the way, they discuss the history of Amezaiku in the Japan Pavilion in Epcot Center and the nearly impossible practice of Candy Art.  Also, they eat & drink around the festival, briefly check out the Taiko Drums, eat Kakigōri and...okay it might as well be the freakin' Japan Pavilion.

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Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Episode 145: Misting Pretzels Are Soooo Goooooood! - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 2 (LIVE)

As YouTube month concludes, Jerry & Simone went LIVE again on August 2nd (yeah it was supposed to be July 31st, but whatever) for part 2 of their vlog review segment, where they give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the second time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

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(show starts at 21:42...YouTube is still processing the edits)




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Thursday, August 2, 2018

Episode 144: Kermit's Last Date - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 1 (LIVE)

As YouTube month continues, (this was supposed to be released last week, but fuck it) Jerry & Simone went LIVE on Sunday, July 22nd to give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the first time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, July 16, 2018

Episode 143: You Can't Take Larry Anywhere - Will Paul Begins

As YouTube month continues, Jerry & Simone venture back to that William Paul library as they take a look at the prequel that started it all...that's right..the very first Will Paul video series ever!!! Follow along as they meet some new characters who shaped Will into the man he will one day become, sit through long drawn out bragfests, and find out just who the Paul family is going to offend today.  All this and more from trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet.  You won't want to miss it.  And you don't have to!!!

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(complete with the sweet soothing voices of Jerry and Simone!  No syncing necessary!!!) 


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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Episode 142: The Contractual Obligation of Kyle & The Salad Boys

For the 2nd week of YouTube month, Jerry & Simone are joined by Jillian the Travel Agent to delve into the strange world of Kyle Pa-llo's YouTube Channel.  Join us as we journey through the continuous tales of Yackie and our new supporting characters, The Salad Boys!!!  You'll have to see it to believe it, folks!!!  And guess what??  YOU CAN!!!!!

WATCH ALONG RIGHT HERE!!!!!

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Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Episode 141: The Not-So-Great Dis-Parody - Volume II (California Sun)

This week, Jerry and Simone again must suffer for the fans as they trudge through MORE of some of the worst Disney parody (and some original) songs on the internet.  If you think today is the day your two Degenerate leaders will finally off themselves for good, you might be correct.  Also, they discuss the ridiculous controversy behind the phenomenal Pixar short, Bao.  Join in on the "fun" on the "music"-filled horrorshow they call Episode 141.  You're Welcome.


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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Episode 140: ...And Boy Was My Mouth Tired (An Extensive Tale of Disney Fads)

This week, Jerry & Simone talk about Disney fads (both awful and great) throughout the years that came and went (and some that are around right now)! From Purple Walls to Special Features, your Degenerate Leaders take you through Disney history to figure out what people were obsessed with over the years regarding the parks, the movies, toys and much more.  This is also the last regular episode that will feature the menu discussions, as your hosts will be doing that separately from here on in.  All this and more on the most popular (for now) episode of Mouse Rants.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Episode 139: Welcome To The C-List With Steve Guttenberg

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back an old classic....: BLIND COMMENTARIES!  And on this week's episode, for the first time ever, both of your Degenerate Leaders watch the Tower of Terror TV movie and determine why anyone thought this would be a good idea??  Does it remind them of the ride?  Does it feel Twilight Zone-y?  Will Steve Guttenberg put out a decent performance?  As expected, the answer to all of these are the same...No. [Spoiler Alert]...but join along anyway, because this HAS to be fun...right?.....right????

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Monday, May 21, 2018

Episode 138: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Animal Kingdom

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Animal Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, May 14, 2018

Episode 137: Return of the Radio Disney Cliche

This week, Jerry and Simone finally settle the score once and for all as they torture themselves YET AGAIN with their patented Radio Disney Game.  Join in with the fun and see how you score as the two MouseRantsKeLeaders are forced to listen to the Radio Disney Top 30 and find out just what truly awful music is pumping into the brains of today's youth and try to guess what each song is going to be about.  Who comes up on top this time?  You'll have to listen to find out on this torturous episode of Mouse Rants.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Episode 136: You're So Bo-o-o-red With the WDW (and that makes you wrong)

This week, Jerry & Simone explain why it's impossible to claim you are bored with Walt Disney World and why that is an absolutely ludicrous sentiment.  Get ready to discuss all the fun ins and outs around WDW that isn't just your regular "going-to-the-parks-and-riding-rides."  And since everyone enjoys them so much, this week we bring to you.....another fun quiz!!!  Also, New menu items and so much more, on tonight's edition of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, April 16, 2018

Episode 135: News News News (Inside Boodition)

Jerry and Simone discuss the Top 10 most annoying announcements to come out of Walt Disney World so far in 2018.  Join them as they break down the worst decisions WDW has made in just four months!

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Monday, April 9, 2018

Episode 134: Bologna, Bounding and Bears, Trained (a DisBoards Story)

Come meet your new hosts and their special guests as they discover the aborted bile that is the DisBoards (and Facebook Groups).  Join in as they attempt to withstand the absolute garbage they are about to encounter.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Episode 133: The Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make

Join Jerry and Simone as they take you on a high-voltage, action-packed, balls-to-the-wall, non-stop sentimental journey through space and time in this week's nailbiting, heart-stopping episode of Mouse Rants.



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Monday, March 19, 2018

Episode 132: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Epcot

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Epcot.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Sunday, March 11, 2018

Episode 131 - Drinks That Can't Get It Up

This week, Dr. Simone and Mr. Jerry discuss soft drinks in Walt Disney World.  From refillable mugs to Coke-hocking dead cavemen, come join them on a caffeinated, carbonated, raucous journey through non-alcoholic beverages in the parks.

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Here's the video we were talking about.  
It should be queued up to exactly 3 minutes, where this douchebag makes a fool of himself and Buzz is not havin' it.

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Monday, February 26, 2018

Episode 130: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Magic Kingdom

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around the Magic Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Monday, February 19, 2018

Episode 129: Build Your Own Adult Island of Pleasure

This week, Jerry and Simone come up with their own idea for a nighttime entertainment haven, since Pleasure Island has been turned into a shopping villa for rich douchebags.  Come along and find out what they have in store for you...when the theme parks have all gone to bed.  Also, before that, Jerry and Simone discuss the most and least popular episodes of Mouse Rants and try to find out what audiences could possibly want.  All this and more on this week's sexy and pleasure-filled Mouse Rants.

Some stuff we talked about on the show:

The Radio Disney Station ID (at the end of the clip)
The Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Montage that YouTube pulled
The Shit Brownies
Oh My Dayum song
Ginger
Ice Gator (NOT SWAMPY)

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Monday, February 12, 2018

Episode 128: The Surprising Difficulty of Theming Tomorrowland

This week, Jerry and Simone try to figure out if there was EVER a point in time when every attraction in Tomorrowland actually fit into one specific theme.  Join them as they try to come up with some sort of logic to tie Tomorrowland together.  But wait!  There's more!  Before they get into the main topic, enjoy the sultry sounds of slurping and smacking as Skids & Simone Sample Stuff from Thailand!  From fish snacks to durian candy to ketchup...see if Jerry can actually keep these Thai snacks down.  Whether you asked for it or not, you got it, on this week's mindboggling episode of Mouse Rants.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Episode 127: The Mouse Rants Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special

Mouse Rants proudly presents The Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special, live from Epcot Center at the Walt Disney World Resort. Join your Degenerate hosts Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo, with Disneyland correspondents Levar & JFB as they find out for themselves just how difficult it is to put on a live holiday event. So strap in as they present to you a night filled with magic, music, and a cast of the most insane characters you've ever seen.  All this and more on the most off the wall, exciting, maniacal, and sometimes painful holiday special you've ever heard in your life!!!



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Sunday, January 21, 2018

Jerry Skids Rambles 2: A Celebration of New Movies But Mostly The Last Jedi

No true episode this week, but Mouse Rants will definitely be back next week for Episode 127!!! (so if you're gonna rate and review us, do it based on a REAL episode). THIS week Jerry decided he didn't wanna leave you empty handed, so he recorded what would originally be a plethora of thoughts and musings during his commute...But ended up just being mostly about The Last Jedi.  So hear Jerry ramble on about The Last Jedi, the American Netflix version of Death Note, why the moron Millenials think that everything is whitewashing, The Hunger Games vs Battle Royale, Starbucks and I'm sure some other randomness on this Not A Real Episode episode of Mouse Rants.



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