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Monday, February 19, 2018

Episode 129: Build Your Own Adult Island of Pleasure

This week, Jerry and Simone come up with their own idea for a nighttime entertainment haven, since Pleasure Island has been turned into a shopping villa for rich douchebags.  Come along and find out what they have in store for you...when the theme parks have all gone to bed.  Also, before that, Jerry and Simone discuss the most and least popular episodes of Mouse Rants and try to find out what audiences could possibly want.  All this and more on this week's sexy and pleasure-filled Mouse Rants.

Some stuff we talked about on the show:

The Radio Disney Station ID (at the end of the clip)
The Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Montage that YouTube pulled
The Shit Brownies
Oh My Dayum song
Ginger
Ice Gator (NOT SWAMPY)

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Monday, February 12, 2018

Episode 128: The Surprising Difficulty of Theming Tomorrowland

This week, Jerry and Simone try to figure out if there was EVER a point in time when every attraction in Tomorrowland actually fit into one specific theme.  Join them as they try to come up with some sort of logic to tie Tomorrowland together.  But wait!  There's more!  Before they get into the main topic, enjoy the sultry sounds of slurping and smacking as Skids & Simone Sample Stuff from Thailand!  From fish snacks to durian candy to ketchup...see if Jerry can actually keep these Thai snacks down.  Whether you asked for it or not, you got it, on this week's mindboggling episode of Mouse Rants.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Episode 127: The Mouse Rants Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special

Mouse Rants proudly presents The Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special, live from Epcot Center at the Walt Disney World Resort. Join your Degenerate hosts Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo, with Disneyland correspondents Levar & JFB as they find out for themselves just how difficult it is to put on a live holiday event. So strap in as they present to you a night filled with magic, music, and a cast of the most insane characters you've ever seen.  All this and more on the most off the wall, exciting, maniacal, and sometimes painful holiday special you've ever heard in your life!!!



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WARNING: This entire holiday special is for entertainment purposes only and in no way reflects the thoughts and opinions of its hosts, co-hosts or guests.  All brand, celebrity and non-celebrity similarities are coincidental or parodic in nature. All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Sunday, January 21, 2018

Jerry Skids Rambles 2: A Celebration of New Movies But Mostly The Last Jedi

No true episode this week, but Mouse Rants will definitely be back next week for Episode 127!!! (so if you're gonna rate and review us, do it based on a REAL episode). THIS week Jerry decided he didn't wanna leave you empty handed, so he recorded what would originally be a plethora of thoughts and musings during his commute...But ended up just being mostly about The Last Jedi.  So hear Jerry ramble on about The Last Jedi, the American Netflix version of Death Note, why the moron Millenials think that everything is whitewashing, The Hunger Games vs Battle Royale, Starbucks and I'm sure some other randomness on this Not A Real Episode episode of Mouse Rants.



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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.