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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Episode 61: Simone Sucks

This week, we were SUPPOSED to record an episode about Pixar, but instead Simone felt the need to ruin the episode and storm out.. Since I refuse to miss a week because she wants to be a baby, here is what happened.  Enjoy.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Episode 60: Counter Service Hell In The Magic Kingdom

This week, after listening to another terrible SwooZy video...(although he seems to have run out of ideas at this point already...), Jerry and Simone take to the Magic Kingdom to see if the food here is any better than MGM... They go land by land hoping to find decent counter service and snacks that are actually worth the money...do they find it?  FIND OUT on the most edible episode of Mouse Rants yet!!!!!  (can i stop this running gag yet?)

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Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Episode 59: SwooZie Is A Liar and Other Tales of Disney YouTube Awfulness

This week, Jerry goes solo...which, as you all know, means a full, all-out, balls to the wall ranting session is in store!!!  This time, he angrily debunks idiot vlogger, SwooZie's, obvious lies as he painstakingly is forced to sit through two of his Disney-related videos.  Then, get ready for DOUCHE CHILLS as he sifts through some pixie duster-style Disney YouTube series.  And when I say douche chills...I mean DOOOOUUUCCHHHEEE CHIIILLLSSS!!!!   Don't take this poorly thought out description's word for it...get ready for the most OUTRAGEOUS episode of Mouse Rants yet.

Links to the videos watched in this episode:
SwooZie: Confessions of a Disney Employee 
SwooZieRevenge of the Disney Employee 
Thingamavlogs: What It's Like Being a DISNEY Couple!
Thingamavlogs: Disney Love Medley - Acoustic Cover
Lou Mongello: 5 Snacks Under $5 at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom
mrcheezypop: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4 ANNOUNCED!

Also, come meet up with Mouse Rants and let's get all get drunk together at the final Dark Side of Disney Documentary Screening in Brooklyn, New York on March 26, 2016 at 5PM (Doors at 4:30) at Videology!!  Afterwards, join director, Philip Swift, Katie Robbins, and cameramen/participants Joe Spit and Zach Lennon-Simon for a Q & A...and then, if you guys are up to it, grab more drinks and talk Disney and shit!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Episode 58: Zootopia and The Douchebags Surrounding Us

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the beloved DisBoards rants as they file through pointless thread after pointless thread, trying to figure out the all-too overasked question...WHY?!!  After that, your MouseRantskeleaders give a SPOILER-FREE review of The Zootopia 3D IMAX Experience...including an in-depth discussion of  the horrible families on either side of us.  It's an all out brawl on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

Also, come meet up with Mouse Rants and let's get all get drunk together at the final Dark Side of Disney Documentary Screening in Brooklyn, New York on March 26, 2016 at 5PM (Doors at 4:30) at Videology!!  Afterwards, join director, Philip Swift, Katie Robbins, and cameramen/participants Joe Spit and Zach Lennon-Simon for a Q & A...and then, if you guys are up to it, grab more drinks and talk Disney and shit!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Episode 57: I Can Show You The Worst Awards Special Ever

This week, Jerry and Simone have fun stressing out over the awfulness that is "The Most Shenanigans Filled Top 10 List" - an episode of Behind the Magic (that's right...friends of the show Behind the Magic) that is almost UNBEARABLE to listen to.  After that horrendous mess, join us in a blind commentary on the Disneyland 60th Anniversary Special... aka the worst "Anniversary" ever disguised as an awards show.  And boy....does it get BAD!!!! "It stinks, and I don't like it."  Listen along as Jerry and Simone go completely insane in the most gutwrenching episode of Mouse Rants.

Check out every episode of Behind the Magic riiiiiiight here

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