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Monday, December 26, 2016

Episode 91: Suicide and Sleeves with the La La La La

Jerry and Simone celebrate yet another Christmas...well, post-Christmas...with one of the most funfilled, uplifting topics yet.  SUICIDE!!!!  Come hang out with us as we go over some of the fictional and non-fictional people who offed themselves in the Disney Universe, after we have a lengthy discussion about the AWFUL Tree Trail at Disney Springs and finish our final Storytime segment.  All of that and more on the lats Mouse Rants episode of 2016.  You won't wanna miss it!!!

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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Episode 90: Jerry & Simone's WDW Trip Planning Super Extra Cool Show Yeah

This week, Jerry and Simone continue Decemberween, as they introduce their new trip planning venture.  First, it's a look into budgeting for your WDW vacation and a little lesson on how to save money without borrowing it from unsuspecting women without any intention of ever paying them back...then they talk about what REALLY goes into renting DVC points and what that whole process is like.  But not before ranting and raving about...fuck, who even remembers, just start the damn show already!!!!

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Monday, December 12, 2016

Episode 89: Tiny Pets

This week, Jerry and Simone continue Decemberween as they discuss all the things they would do with the tiny creatures, characters and pets in Disney films.  Join us in one of the most thought-provoking episodes yet as we decide the fate (whether it be sexy or deadly) of all of our little friends.  Also, a spoiler-free Moana review and our new  Decemberween storytime segment.  Heed our advice, you won't want to miss this.

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Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Episode 88: Celebrate WDW With the Poopsmith

Jerry & Simone take you Degenerates through all of WDW's celebrations and promotions from the Tencennial Celebration to #ShowYourDisneySide.  What was a good idea and what was just fucking awful???  Find out tonight!!  Also a new dinner menu over at ABC Commissary on tonight's Surprise Celebration Spectacular of Mouse Rants!!!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Episode 87: Shove A Grape Churro Up Your Vlog

Simone is out this week, so Jerry brings on Mouse Rants sponsor Jillian to listen to a bunch of awful Disney YouTube vloggers and hate life for a few hours.  Here's the catch, she brought some of her own...and they are even worse!!!  God help us all....  Join us as we descend into the depths of atrociousness...no amount of alcohol will be able to save us from this episode of Mouse Rants.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Episode 86: Dreamfuckers - 11 Grand For What??

Jerry and Simone take on the antithesis (aka Pixie Duster version) of the Dark Side of Disney Documentary as they begrudgingly watch The Dreamfinders: A Documentary on Finding and Living the Disney Dream and comment on its incredible worthlessness - while trying to figure out where the 11 grand went to when we could have filmed the exact same project for just the cost of park entrance. Watch along below and booooooo along with your MouseRantskeleaders!

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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Episode 85: You Suck

This week, Jerry goes solo as he takes on one of the most worthless shows in the Disney podcasting world, The TTA Travelers.  Come tear this piece of trash up with him in another fun Radio War!!!  Also, our new group and baked potatoes on this week's Mouse Rants!!

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Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Episode 84: Jillian Reveals All

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY:  Today we play Get To Know Our New Sponsor, as Jillian (the ONLY Degenerate travel agent) joins Jerry & Simone today in the big Mouse Rants event announcement.  Once business is over and done with, it's time for another edition of DisBoard/Facebook Group rants!!

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Monday, October 24, 2016

Episode 83: Pleasure Island Is All About Anal

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back their buddy Kate Smith to talk about why Pleasure Island was a MUCH better establishment than Disney Springs.  Find out just what is wrong about this new Hipster Shittown Shopping Center and what was SOOOO GOOOODD about the Downtown Disney of our past.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Ep. 82: Epcot '82

Come celebrate Epcot by taking a trip through time with Jerry & Simone through all 4 versions of Spaceship Earth.  Then conclude the day with commentary on Epcot's Opening Celebration in 1982.  Why should I talk it up when that already sounds amazing on its own?!?!

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Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Episode 81: Dream It! Screw It!

This week, Jerry & Simone talk to author, Geoffrey Golden, about his new book, Dream It! Screw It!, a humorous account of Dipp Disney, Walt's drunk retarded cousin, and the WORST imagineer to ever set food in Disney HQ.  Join us as we discuss some of Dipp's rejected ideas and just shoot the shit about WDW.  Then let us finish you off with some review news and an interesting twist on an old Radio War recipient.  And then we also make fun of some of the live action Disney films and eventually run out of steam.  All this and more on this week's long awaited episode of Mouse Rants.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Episode 80: Dave, Erin, Luke and Stacey, But Mostly Dave

This week, Jerry and Simone continue the adventures of Dave, Erin, Luke and Stacey in the bonus features of their favorite travel planning DVD ever, the Walt Disney World Travel Planning Video 2005/2006.  But first let's tie up some loose ends.  First they go into Disney's decision of removing the Moana costume Jerry discussed last week, leading to a discussion of race and sensitivity.  Next they talk the new piece of crap podcast put together by the Man of A Million Episode 1's....and then the decline of their once inspirational and beloved show and one huge douchebag move they made that has driven Jerry & Simone over the edge.    Check out this strange mix of positivity/negativity on the next Mouse Rants!

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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Episode 79: The Maui Incident

Jerry returns with a vengeance (sans Simone, sadly) to talk about the controversial Maui costume and why people are psychotic for being offended by it.  He delves into the world of political correctness and how it's destroying us as a society...And then destroys some racist moron on YouTube who claims that this Disney is STEALING her culture.  Sit back and relax folks...because this is a 300MPH amped up Mouse Rants episode you will not want to miss....unless you get offended easily.  Then please fuck right off.  Thank you!!!

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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Episode 78: Mouse Rants 2nd Anniversary Spectacular!!!!

Well, it's come to this.  On our second anniversary special, we bring on our meanest friends to do the most original Radio Wars we have ever done. For the first time ever, we open up the vault on the WORST show idea we have ever had: a 2007 podcast that Jerry & Simone (thankfully) never ended up airing....as well as the most embarrassing video of your Degenerate Leader himself, Jerry Skids, Drinking Around The World!  But to do that we need the right people:
  • Cynical ex-CM and podcaster, Skipper Chris of the WDW Navigators
  • Author and Evil Incarnate Herself, Kristi Fredericks of Behind The Magic
  • Friend of the Show, who couldn't wait for the chance to tear us apart: Derek Drum
  • Super Degenerate, Friend of the Show and all around malicious motherfucker: Danny Gribbin 
  • And two very special guests!!
Join the party as they destroy us the way we've destroyed so many awful, awful shows.  If you miss the 2nd Anniversary show, you might as well kill yourself, because it doesn't get any better than this.  Thanks to all the Degenerates and friends of the show for two straight years of support.  Without you, why the fuck else would we do this?

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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Episode 77: Dadoosh Complains About Everything Else

This week, Jerry and Simone are joined by their old pal, Howie Dadoosh as he opens up the ol' grab bag of insanity!  We discuss some recent changes, a horrifically awful blog and $200 Siri knockoffs.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Episode 76: A Long Time Ago In A Dolphin Tank Far, Far Away

This week, Jerry, Simone and Kevin Kessler from 2 Men and the Mouse and Mousellaneous DIScussions (links below) wax intellectually about the past, present and future of Star Wars.  But not before we talk about Brave, dolphins and some awful changes going on in the parks (two that are further destroying Epcot)... So join your Degenerate Leaders and this other guy in the most fangs out, karabast Mouse Rants episode you've ever kriffing heard!

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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Episode 75: Music To My Ears - Nikan

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to finish off their discussion of music in the parks.  First they destroy the hopes and dreams of moronic people on Facebook and Disboards.  And believe me, these posts are some of the stupidest we've ever seen!!!  Then we discuss music in the World Showcase, I'm-A-Fuckin'-Mess Studios  and Animal Kingdom dissecting the area loops and physical songs to figure out what's classic and what's just pure garbage.  figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea... Don't miss the insanity!!!  (And if you missed Part 1, shame on you simpletons)

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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Episode 74: How 'Bout This? The Worst Guide Book We've Ever Read!

This week, Jerry & Simone take it to a new level as they review the most poorly written WDW guide book ON THE PLANET!!!  (you'll get that after the episode)  Have fun as we call out the author on tons of incorrect information, awful grammar, unfathomable biased opinions, lazy writing, wasted space, obvious "tips",  and just plain stupidity.   They also talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy takeover and how the general public will or will not be affected.  Come for the news, stay for the review...either way, enjoy this week's psychotic episode of Mouse Rants!

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Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Episode 73: Mouse Mingling on the Moon

This week, Jerry goes at it sans Simone as he rips apart the extremely poorly planned out dating site that is Mouse Mingle!  But first he gets into the atrocity that is Pokemon Go, the Mini NES, the Cast Member who thought it was okay to post backstage photos on Twitter and some more Tweets from our old friend.  Then it's finally time for the main event.  Laugh along with your Degenerate Leader as he takes you through the very uncomfortable Disney Dating site: exploring profiles, calling out liars and doing exactly what they are doing....generalizing!

Next week:  Listen in as we "review" one of the worst books on Disney we have ever read.  C U Next Tuesday!


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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Episode 72: We Torture Ourselves Again With Radio Disney

Just when you thought it was over...it PULLS you back in with intense anger...  That's right.  This week, Jerry & Simone bring back one of the most popular bits they've done.  The two Degenerate leaders go head to head in a game they never wanted to do again.  That's right, it's the Radio Disney Top 30 Game!  Come play along and cringe with delight as they go from song to song trying to figure out what they could possibly be about!  This is a tournament you will NOT want to miss!

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Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Episode 71: You Say Delicious & I Say Disgusting!

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by our food-loving friends Kate Smith & MegVeg from MousePort Podcast to discuss the best and worst meals & snacks we have ever tasted in Walt Disney World.  Take a trip with us down "commissionary lane" (SwooZie is a liar) and see how many double-entendres are dropped on this week's foodfilled Mouse Rants!!!!

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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Episode 70: Music To My Ears: Ikkan

This week, Jerry & Simone bring on Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to discuss one of their favorite topics...music in the parks.  From area loops to songs long forgotten, your three guides take you around Magic Kingdom and Future World to figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea...But not before peeling apart and dissecting one of the world's worst blogs about Disney!!  Don't miss the insanity!!!  (And come back whenever we decide to do Part 2)

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Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Episode 69: Cast Member Sex Stories & Other Filthy Tales

On this week's sexually charged episode, Jerry & Simone interview ex-cast members, Chris, Doug and Rachel to find out what REALLY goes on behind the scenes at WDW.  Hear some of the hottest sex stories from people who lived in, what some may call, the Horniest Place on Earth.  And believe me folks...the 18+ explicit rating is a DEFINITE on this one, because the amount of filth we get into is epic.  But first, delve into the world of Disney's version of sex as your hosts watch The Story of Menstruation and Epcot's very own The Making of Me to find out if Disney really does water down their educational sex films.  Laugh along to this hysterically sexy commentary by the two, the only, Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo..and who knows...they may even share a few individual WDW sex stories of their own!!!!  Spoiler: They will.

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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Episode 68: After These Messages...

This week, Jerry & Simone have a ball taking in old school nostalgic promos, bumpers, specials, advertisements, and more!  Watch along with the video below as they comment on how phenomenal, yet strange The Disney Channel used to be.  From screaming jokers to false information to failed products to to goats doing...questionable things, you will defecate yourselves in laughter as your Masters of Ceremonies take you on a journey to your past...well...their past at least!!

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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Episode 67: Nickel & Doomed

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the various ways WDW is ripping the fans off, including: being charged for things that were once free, being charged for things we don't want and never asked for, hard ticket events within other hard ticket events, pricing out the lower and middle class, preferred everything and much much more.  Also, check out Jerry & Simone's take on the sexiest hard ticket event in Disney history, Disney After Dark.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Episode 66: Umm Uhh Ding!

Jerry & Simone are back with a vengeance in their return to Radio Wars!!!  This time it's a doozy, as they listen to the very first episode of the brand spankin' new podcast, DisExplorers.  Yes, that's right. From the same mastermind that brought you a dozen other failed podcasts, we bring you this whole new breed of awful! (If you don't know who I'm talking about, listen to Episode 25 or  Episode 46). So come join your Degenerate Leaders as they lambaste some more DisBoard & Facebook group posts and prove that our rival STILL does NOT have what it takes to start a podcast in our glorious three hour double episode!!!
(See, hate mailers?  No need to worry. We made up for our absence last week!!)

UPDATE!!!!!:  It is a possibility that they already ousted our favorite "podcaster" before the second episode as he is not joining them on that episode and his name is not even mentioned.  If this IS true, please give them a chance WITHOUT him as the other podcasts that kicked him out are amazing.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Episode 65: Kittens Hangin' Out With Rude Guests (feat. Kristi Fredericks & Kate Smith)

This week, Jerry & Simone get together with friends, fellow podcasters and Disney connoisseurs, Kate Smith and Kristi Fredericks (check out all their plugs below!!!) to talk about awful, disgusting, self-centered, entitled guests in the parks.  Tune in as our guests take it further than we did in Episode 5, talking about protein spills and other bodily functions, complete slobs, Wizard of Oz, veal, and bad parenting.  Come check out the Degenerate side of these ladies you have never seen before...ONLY on Mouse Rants!

KATE
Check out Kate's blog: HERE
Check out Kate's YouTube page (and make your OWN soundboard): HERE
Check out Kate's podcasts: Mousellaneous DIScussions and MousePort

KRISTI
Find Kristi on Twitter AND Facebook
Check out Kristi's website: HERE
Buy "501 Ways to Make the Most of Your Walt Disney World Vacation": HERE
Buy "A Tale of Two Resorts: Comparing Disneyland and Walt Disney World": HERE
Check out Kristi (and Jerry) on Behind The Magic Podcast

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Episode 64: I Only Eat Burgers & Fries

This week, Jerry & Simone go guerrilla as they cook up a meal of their own while discussing the pathetic changes to the menu at the Jungle Skipper Canteen Restaurant.  After verbally bitchslapping the anonymous douche who seemingly ALSO gave them a bad review on ITunes (SD's Corner), they get into the tourists at WDW whose palates are such an OPPOSITE to the word "refined" that they are an embarrassment to the society we live in.  Finally, the discussion turns positive as they talk about the three new quick service options opening at Disney Springs in the next couple months.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Episode 63: The Clandestine Angle of WDW (feat. Philip and Beth Swift)

This week, Simone returns just in time for your MouseRantskeleaders follow up with director Philip Swift and the star of the Dark Side of Disney documentary (and also his mom) Beth Swift!  We talk more about the film, from Beth's point of view, as well as the new DVD and VOD release (4-20-2016) as well as beards, Walt Life, hoarding merch, Property Control, the state of MGM Studios, Gary Sinise's false instructions and much much more!  So come join Jerry and Simone on this hilariously fun ride through Disney's dark side and the film that proves it...(and buy the fuckin' DVD!!!)





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Monday, April 11, 2016

The Future of Mouse Rants (not a real episode)

Just a quick 10 minutes to talk about what is going on with Mouse Rants going forward.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Episode 62: Awful Disney Facebook Group Posts - Part 3

Since Simone has departed the show, Jerry has brought back an old favorite!  That's right...he has, yet again, gone through Disney Facebook Groups to find the most awful posts out there...and THIS time, he nearly loses his voice lambasting these fucking idiots. So come join in the fun (as fun as a potential aneurysm) and send in your own finds (Disney-related only, preferentially) as we throw another Awful Facebook Group Posts episode your way.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Episode 61: Simone Sucks

This week, we were SUPPOSED to record an episode about Pixar, but instead Simone felt the need to ruin the episode and storm out.. Since I refuse to miss a week because she wants to be a baby, here is what happened.  Enjoy.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Episode 60: Counter Service Hell In The Magic Kingdom

This week, after listening to another terrible SwooZy video...(although he seems to have run out of ideas at this point already...), Jerry and Simone take to the Magic Kingdom to see if the food here is any better than MGM... They go land by land hoping to find decent counter service and snacks that are actually worth the money...do they find it?  FIND OUT on the most edible episode of Mouse Rants yet!!!!!  (can i stop this running gag yet?)

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Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Episode 59: SwooZie Is A Liar and Other Tales of Disney YouTube Awfulness

This week, Jerry goes solo...which, as you all know, means a full, all-out, balls to the wall ranting session is in store!!!  This time, he angrily debunks idiot vlogger, SwooZie's, obvious lies as he painstakingly is forced to sit through two of his Disney-related videos.  Then, get ready for DOUCHE CHILLS as he sifts through some pixie duster-style Disney YouTube series.  And when I say douche chills...I mean DOOOOUUUCCHHHEEE CHIIILLLSSS!!!!   Don't take this poorly thought out description's word for it...get ready for the most OUTRAGEOUS episode of Mouse Rants yet.

Links to the videos watched in this episode:
SwooZie: Confessions of a Disney Employee 
SwooZieRevenge of the Disney Employee 
Thingamavlogs: What It's Like Being a DISNEY Couple!
Thingamavlogs: Disney Love Medley - Acoustic Cover
Lou Mongello: 5 Snacks Under $5 at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom
mrcheezypop: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4 ANNOUNCED!

Also, come meet up with Mouse Rants and let's get all get drunk together at the final Dark Side of Disney Documentary Screening in Brooklyn, New York on March 26, 2016 at 5PM (Doors at 4:30) at Videology!!  Afterwards, join director, Philip Swift, Katie Robbins, and cameramen/participants Joe Spit and Zach Lennon-Simon for a Q & A...and then, if you guys are up to it, grab more drinks and talk Disney and shit!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Episode 58: Zootopia and The Douchebags Surrounding Us

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the beloved DisBoards rants as they file through pointless thread after pointless thread, trying to figure out the all-too overasked question...WHY?!!  After that, your MouseRantskeleaders give a SPOILER-FREE review of The Zootopia 3D IMAX Experience...including an in-depth discussion of  the horrible families on either side of us.  It's an all out brawl on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

Also, come meet up with Mouse Rants and let's get all get drunk together at the final Dark Side of Disney Documentary Screening in Brooklyn, New York on March 26, 2016 at 5PM (Doors at 4:30) at Videology!!  Afterwards, join director, Philip Swift, Katie Robbins, and cameramen/participants Joe Spit and Zach Lennon-Simon for a Q & A...and then, if you guys are up to it, grab more drinks and talk Disney and shit!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Episode 57: I Can Show You The Worst Awards Special Ever

This week, Jerry and Simone have fun stressing out over the awfulness that is "The Most Shenanigans Filled Top 10 List" - an episode of Behind the Magic (that's right...friends of the show Behind the Magic) that is almost UNBEARABLE to listen to.  After that horrendous mess, join us in a blind commentary on the Disneyland 60th Anniversary Special... aka the worst "Anniversary" ever disguised as an awards show.  And boy....does it get BAD!!!! "It stinks, and I don't like it."  Listen along as Jerry and Simone go completely insane in the most gutwrenching episode of Mouse Rants.

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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Episode 56.5: Almost Disney (Part 2)

Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney."  In Part 2, after delving into the awesome powers of the Webee Boys (starring Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame), we visit the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive & immersive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about.   Don't worry, we keep it SPOILER FREE for most of it...and we will give you fair warning, when we decide to go out of that realm.  DON'T MISS IT!!

Also, check out one of Jerry's favorite podcasts, Tyler & Dave Play Old Games
Webee Boys - Point Hat (The Boat Song)
Webee Boys - Bop It (Webee Anthem)

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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Episode 56: Almost Disney (Part 1)

Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney."  First we discuss the NYC screening of "SLC Punk 2: Punk's Dead" (starring Newsies' own Michael Goorjian), we give a MUCH NEEDED beating to the live event from just a few weeks ago, "Grease: Live" (starring a whole bunch of ex-Disney stars, including Vanessa Hudgens and Keke Palmer), and finally the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about.

This is part 1 of a 2 part episode.  We will release the second part (Episode 56 1/2) on Friday night.

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Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Episode 55: The C-Word On The 1:56 AM Train

Simone has RETURNED!!!  And in FULL FORCE today!  We bring to you the most condescending article ever written about Disney fans.  And we virtually tear the author (@hiheelzbrooke) a new one.  But not before Simone regales us with her tales of rub n tug massages and adjustable bidets on her Asian Vacation and a discussion of the new Animal Kingdom signature dining establishment and changes at Nine Dragons for the Year of the Monkey.

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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Episode 54: Down & Dirty

With Simone on vacation, Jerry grabs Mouse Rants veterans Erica DeJulio, Derek Drum and Rachel Guyette to talk about horrendously dirty subjects with a Disney twist.  From Erica's prince fantasies, to a game of Guess What's In My Princesses' Pants with Derek to Rachel's thoughts and musings on what Disney movies would make good pornographic films, this is one rousing (or should I say A-rousing) episode of Rotating Simones! All completed with a bunch of Disney-related parodies by "Dr. Dirty" himself.  This is one episode you're not gonna want to miss.

*Note:  Mouse Rants is not responsible for any sudden erections.  That's on you.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Episode 53: Mouse Rants: The Radio War

This week, Jerry & Simone decide to have the very first RADIO WAR of 2016!  They reluctantly listen to clips from WDW News Today's 2015 Christmas Podcast Parade and try not to hang themselves as they discuss the abrupt decline in creativity and odd obsession with Disneyland (even though the name of their podcast alone would suggest otherwise) within the past few years.  So listen along, if you dare, and let's bring back everyone's favorite segment!!!

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Friday, January 1, 2016

Episode 52: We Want Live Entertainment (Subway Edition)

This week on Mouse Rants' special New Year's Episode, Jerry & Simone take you on multiple late night New Year's Eve/Day subway trips around Brooklyn and Manhattan as they discuss the most absurd possibilities for live entertainment in World Showcase, from hilarious, to dark (yet still hilarious), to just plain wrong.  So listen to them avoiding drunk idiots, bodily fluids, and psycho passengers, while trying to have this very important Disney discussion!!!

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