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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Episode 27: Strange Things, Upcoming Films and Porn

This week, Jerry and Simone rant about the films Disney has in store for us in next two years, but not before doing commentary on musical porn, thank our degenerates, and rant about celebrities among other craziness.  So come join us on a magic carpet ride to hell and back again on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!

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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Episode 26: Earth Day with Joe Pardo

Today, Jerry and Simone turn down the mean as they interview podcaster, author, dreamer and all-around nice guy, Joe Pardo.  The unofficial topic of today is "Attractions with an Environmental Message" (or lack thereof), but quickly deteriorates into a more in depth discussion of the parks and films.   For those of you degenerates who don't like a break from the anger, don't you worry, Mouse Rants will be back in full force aggression next week.

Also, the full-length "OFF THE WALL", offensive, and revolutionary musical episode of Mouse Rants is set to release on Memorial Day (May 25th), so tell all your friends!

Check out Joe's projects here!  
http://jpar.co/
http://howtodream.co/
https://vimeo.com/122677101

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Episode 25: Off The Wall!!!!!!!!

Back by popular demand, Jerry and Simone get viciously hysterical in their Radio Wars segment as they do a full commentary on the latest episode of WDW Main Street (http://www.wdw-mainstreetmemories.com/) where the guest is the man who inspired the segment...the man who completely ignores uncensored podcasts yet says he "doesn't express favoritism"....the man who believes he's qualified to judge other people.... Well, you'll see...  So come on ya degenerates, take a ride through some DisBoards posts and a topic you won't wanna miss with the MouseRantskaleaders themselves.

Remember the views and opinions in this episode or any episode are just that.  Opinions.  


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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Episode 24: Urinating & Defecating In MGM & Animal Kingdom and Radio Wars!!!

In today's double episode, Jerry & Simone continue their discussion on bathrooms around WDW, this time moving onto MGM and Animal Kingdom, then finally make their way to new hate mail and introduce a new segment to the show!!  Fun times in a long action-packed episode!!!!

- The Future of Captain EO
- Be Our Guest breakfast menu
- Wi-Fi Upgrade in the Parks
- Innoventions West
- Selfie Stick Ban
- Urinating and Defecating Around MGM Studios and Animal Kingdom
- SEGMENT: Hate Mail
- Radio Wars: Just because we make fun of you, doesn’t mean we can’t promote you:
                 Enchanted Tiki Talk (http://enchantedtikitalk.podbean.com/)
                 Be Our Guest Podcast (http://beourguestpodcast.podbean.com/)
                 WDW News Today (http://wdwnewstoday.com/blog/)
                 DIS Unplugged (http://www.disunplugged.com/)
- SEGMENT: A few Awful Disney Facebook and DisBoards Rants

- NOW HIRING/CASTING: Singers, voice actors and impersonators for some of the minor roles in the Mouse Rants' Musical Frozen Extravaganza!!! Please submit via Hate Mail on mouserants.tk! If you can sing, put "Can Sing" in the subject, if you can't sing, but want to sing anyway, put "Want to Sing" in the subject, and if you can impersonate real people, put "Impersonator" in the subject. In the body, please send us your NAME, CONTACT INFO, and WHY YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT. The only requirement is that you have your own recording software! :) 

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