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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Episode 23: Things That Make You Go UCH!

This week, Jerry & Simone go through some of the worst moments in WDW Attractions.  From cheesy dialogue to terrible smells, they pick apart various attractions around the park, pulling out the things they could really do without.  Also, after a rousing game of PCND, with the announcements of Frozen 2, they try to figure out why people could possibly be excited for a Disney sequel.  So strap in, MouseRantsketeers and find out what the sultans have in store for you.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Episode 22: Urinating and Defecating in the Magic Kingdom & Epcot

This week, Simone and Jerry take it to the bathrooms as they rate and review every bathroom they've ever been to in the Magic Kingdom and Epcot.  Also, their annoyance at Breaking News that they already broke three months ago and a mentally draining History of Canada.


- NOW HIRING/CASTING: Singers, voice actors and impersonators for some of the minor roles in the Mouse Rants' Musical Frozen Extravaganza!!! Please submit via Hate Mail on mouserants.tk! If you can sing, put "Can Sing" in the subject, if you can't sing, but want to sing anyway, put "Want to Sing" in the subject, and if you can impersonate real people, put "Impersonator" in the subject.   In the body, please send us your NAME, CONTACT INFO, and WHY YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT.     The only requirement is that you have your own recording software! :)



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(note: any similarities are purely coincidental as the hosts have had some somewhat eerily, yet similar experiences as other folks out there in Radioland)

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Episode 21: Awful Disboards & Disney Facebook Posts: Part 2

Simone's Skype seems to be crapping out on her this week, so she will be on hiatus today...again. Instead, Jerry goes over some recent WDW news, rants about how ridiculous the act of trying to ban words is, and then once again heads over to the different Disney groups on Facebook, as well as the Disboards to complain about the idiots who post there.  And believe me, this one is more brutal than the last one....

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Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Episode 20: Karen & Connie Present....Disneyland!!!

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by special guests, Karen & Connie as they reflect on and rant about their recent trip to Disneyland for the first time. The wine and beer flows as they try to figure out who had it worse in the parks this winter.  Here are some topics that were discussed:

- The Sad State of Downtown Disney
- Magic Kingdom Extra Magic Hours
- Walt Disney Family Museum
- Disneyland Closings
- WDW Covered Landmarks
- Radiator Springs
- Look Up
- Anna & Elsa
- Backstage & No Magic
- Eating, and more importantly...drinking
- Legacy Fastpass
- Hate Mail
- and much much more...
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