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Thursday, December 24, 2015

Episode 51: Christmas Deja Vu: La La La La

Merry Christmas Degenerates!!!  This year on their Christmas episode, Jerry & Simone run down MORE terrible Disney Christmas songs, try to add Christmas into non-Christmas attractions and dig up a Christmas album so heinous they'll never be able to top it!!  Then, in the second half  of the show, they bring on special guests, Joe Pardo (http://jpar.co), Karen Drum, Chris Rowlands, and Janette Pellegrini to pay tribute to the soon defunct original cast of WDW Today.  This leads to an in-depth discussion of the 10 years (and if their intro is correct, only 7,800 minutes) of the past, present and future (cos it's Christmas) of park touring fun, inside jokes and super important zombie avoiding techniques!!  Come check it out on this week's Mouse Rants!!

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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Episode 50: Carousel of Regress

No description can do this episode justice.  Just listen to it and enjoy.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Episode 49: Video Killed The Mexican Radio Disney Gaga Rebel Star

This week, it's Jerry vs. Simone as the two Degenerate Leaders painstakingly immerse themselves in the horror that is Radio Disney.  Come play along as your hosts try to figure out just what the hell Disney is putting on the radio...after discussing Shia LeBeauf's latest project of course.  COME ON! DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!  JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Jerry Skids Rambles - Not A Real Episode

No true episode this week, but Mouse Rants will definitely be back next week for Episode 49!!!  (so if you're gonna rate and review us, do it based on a REAL episode.  THIS week Jerry decided he didn't wanna leave you empty handed, so he recorded a plethora of thoughts and musings unedited during his commute.  So hear Jerry (with two quick cameos from Simone)  ramble on about sneakers, DVDs, tourists, pork, other podcasts and his favorite movies and other randomness on this Not A Real Episode.


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Saturday, October 31, 2015

Episode 48: Don't Do Anything Ever

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DEGENERATES!!!!!  

Today, Jerry & Simone return with a Halloween episode that will make you shit your pants in delight!!!  First, a rousing game of What If...as they figure out hilarious Disney and horror movie crossovers...then they discuss the very strange Pecos Bill/Tortuga Tavern switch...and finally, for your listening pleasure.......Mouse Rants' first feature length commentary of the Disney Channel Original Movie, Don't Look Under The Bed!

There are many sites that you can find a good version on that I cannot link to. The YouTube version is sped up and zoomed in, so you won't be able to follow along correctly.  Just remember this.... GOOGLE...IS...YOUR...FRIEND!!!!

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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Episode 47: Behind the Magic of WDW Games

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by Friends of the Show, Zeek and Rachel, from Behind The Magic Podcast!  After giving them a taste of their own medicine with a quick round of trivia, they quickly delve into the world of games scattered around Walt Disney World, from Sorcerer's of the Magic Kingdom to defunct arcades.  Of course, the conversation derails into snark, sarcasm, in-fighting, wit, and a ton of bad jokes.  What else could you want from the Mouse Rants crew?

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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Episode 46: The Bodacious Adventures of the WDW Navigators

This week, Chris, Sean and Susan of the WDW Navigators infiltrate Mouse Rants to talk about the history of their show from when it was the Forever Disney Podcast til the great uprising of the WDW Navigators.

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 You can find the WDW Navigators at http://wdwnavigators.com/ or on Twitter at @WDWNavigators
Also, visit http://mickeytravels.com/ for all your Disney travel needs!!!

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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Episode 45: Fishing for Raptors on the Fantasmic Wave

This week, Jerry & Simone continue their Live in Walt Disney World footage, STILL causing havoc and mayhem throughout the parks.  THIS time we:

- See Grauman's Theatre the way it was supposed to look for the first time in 14 years
- Visit Watto's Grotto
- Try to stop the horrible Fantasmic Wave
- Take a journey through the awesome Spaceship Earth VIP Room with our new Friend of the Show, Fish Sean Woo
- Visit more attractions with special guest commentator, Strong Bad
- Travel Around World Showcase and into Captain EO with ThatRaptor
- Complete Part 2 of our FREE World Showcase Audio Tour..this time we hit Norway in its transition to Arendelle...
- Rant about the asshole CMs at Magic Kingdom Rope Drop
- and much much more....
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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Episode 44: Live in WDW with Delusional Dinosaur Deniers and DADOOSH!!!,

This week, Jerry & Simone are Live in Walt Disney World causing havoc and mayhem starting with a fun-filled walk through the park and ending with one of the funniest guest appearances on any Disney podcast!!!  For the first hour check out their in-park shenanigans including:

- A Walk Through a Barren Innoventions West
- Excerpts of Strong Bad's commentary on Stitch's Great Escape
- The Be Our Guest Breakfast
- Issues with horrible guests in Space Mountain
- The Psychos at Night of Joy
- Just one of the reasons why All Star Movies sucks
- The Terrible Cast Member Loading at Festival of the Lion King
- Assholes on Dinosaur
- The New Starbucks at Animal Kingdom

The Second Hour is all about their night out with Dadoosh & Ms, Dadoosh!  Join them as they visit Disney Springs...and....you just have to listen to it... no words can explain this craziness!

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Friday, September 18, 2015

Episode 43: The Biggest Album Fails

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the commentaries, starting with one of the biggest spoiled YouTube brats they have ever seen.  After dealing with that nonsense, they share with you two of the WORST albums Disney has ever put out...Mickey Unrapped and Mickey's Dance Party.  Come join in the agony with your Mouserantskeleaders as they try to get through these two albums without succumbing to complete darkness.

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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Episode 42: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and ThatRaptor

This week, Jerry & Simone have a sit down with frequent WDW attendee, Darksider and Degenerate, ThatRaptor as we discuss:

- The Dark Side of Disney Premiere
- His role in said film
- His experiences at Disneyland & D23
- The differences between WDW and DL
- Some of his least favorite things about WDW
- and much much much much more!!

Check out ThatRaptor's hilarious and enteraining vlog right over here: ThatRaptor's Vlog
or his Instagram here: ThatRaptor's Instagram

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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Episode 41: The Mouse Rants One Year Anniversary Special

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate one year of podcasting by telling the Origin Story of Mouse Rants.  Travel back with us in your time rovers, as we show you how Mouse Rants began through storytelling, audio pulled from old videotapes and tape recorders, interviews, songs and much more!

Thanks to everyone who has been a part of this show, including all our fellow podcasters, Degenerates and Friends of the Show who sent your well wishes (and death wishes).  Special thanks to Joe Pardo, Chris Lyndon, Zeek, Rachel, Karen, Connie, Derek, Sherlock Norman, Erica, Dadoosh, Netizen C, Meg Veg and all you lousy Degenerates & Degenerettes out there.  We love you all.

This episode features the music of Street Army Gospel including (The Mouse Rants Theme Song, The Mouse Rants Theme Song (extended acoustic version), J Friends, and Anakin's People Who Died)

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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Episode 40: Eating Pandora's Box

This week, Jerry & Simone bring on special guest Meg Veg to talk about her thoughts on Pandora and dining around WDW (among many other things).

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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Episode 39: TMRFE Director's Commentary, Demos and Bloopers

This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza, by revealing a demo song that didn't make it into the final cut, record a complete Director's Commentary track over the musical and then premiere the Blooper reel only to be heard in this episode and nowhere else!!!  (In true Mouse Rants fashion, they choose to ignore all the D23 Announcements since that's what every other podcast is covering)

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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Episode 38: Shafted

This week, Jerry & Simone reflect on what it means to be shafted.  First  they detail how they got the ol' shaft in the Disney Podcast Awards (even though they won the fan vote), by doing an "anti" Radio Wars segment of Behind the Magic, where the focus is the guest, not the podcast itself.  Then they discuss how Walt Disney World got shafted by a certain disappearing podcast for a seemingly new format...Then after introducing a new segment called Skids & Simone Sample Stuff™ they roll into their main discussion of how certain films got shafted out of attractions in WDW.  So join your MouseRantskeleaders in their quest to find out why so many amazing things get totally fucked in this crazy World we call Disney.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Episode 37: The Dark Side of Disney Documentary (feat. Philip Swift & Leonard Kinsey)

This week, director/editor Philip Swift and author Leonard Kinsey hang out with Jerry & Simone to talk about The Dark Side of Disney Documentary and the book it was inspired by.

Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 4:30PM, at The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, (15 mins from the Anaheim Convention Center, during D23).
Go to: www.dsoddoc.com to get $5 off tickets!!!!

For more from Philip Swift, check out: http://dearmothman.com/
For more on Leonard Kinsey, check out http://www.darksideofdisney.com/ and his publishing company: http://bambooforestpublishing.com/

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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Episode 36: Dadoosh Complains About Everything!!!

Howie Dadoosh joins Jerry & Simone this week to give you a ranting grab bag of insanity! Howie hops from park to park trying to make sense of recent and not-so-recent changes.  You just have to listen.  It's radio gold!  Also, DisBoards rants...what else could you want?

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Episode 35: The Deterioration of The MGM Studios - Part 2: It's Over Johnny

This week, Jerry & Simone bring Chris Lyndon back on the show for part 2 of their walk through MGM Studios history.  Avoiding the falling debris of mass closings, mediocre "parades" and confused theming as they try to figure out why the Disney company had it in for the Studios all these years and what will become of its future.

You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com
Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/
Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460
or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73

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Friday, July 10, 2015

Episode 34: The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza

The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza

written and edited by Jerry Skids
directed by Simone DeMilo


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Cast

Simone DeMilo - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative/Showkeeper
Teresa Hui - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative (Singing Voices)
Jerry Skids - Jeffrey Bigwig/Marius/Teamsters
Steve Swanson - Narrator
Anthony Michael Stokes - Disboards/Random Food & Bev. CM
Derek Drum - Attractions
Brian Witt - Podcasters
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Erica DeJulio - Facebook/Scarlett
Joyce Lao - Guide Books
Chris Lyndon - Blogs
Wendy Butler - Executive
Rachel Guyette - Maxine
Zeek Higgens - Max
Songs

Frozen Sell..................................................................Executives
First Time....................................................................Jessica, Laila, Bigwig
So You Wanna Build A Ride There?..........................Jessica, Bigwig
Norway Is No More.....................................................Laila, Bigwig
The World I Knew.......................................................Marius
First Time (Reprise)....................................................Jessica, Laila
Start The Show............................................................Jessica
Date Me or Fuck Me...................................................Laila, Marius
This Summer...............................................................Bigwig
Too Short.....................................................................Jessica, Laila
The War Is Won..........................................................Marius, Laila, Disboards, Attractions, Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, Teamsters
Drunk at the Belle Vue Lounge...................................Laila, Marius Disboards, Attractions, Facebook,, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, Teamsters
The Revolutionists' Reconstruction Song...................Disboards, Attractions, Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, Teamsters, Laila, Marius
Gods Are Better Than Humans...................................Bigwig & "The Sorcerer's Hat"
Marius & Laila's Lament.............................................Marius, Laila
The Podcasters' March................................................The Podcasters
Jeff Bigwig Must Be Punished....................................Jessica, Gary
Storm The Mothafuckin' Gates!!.................................The First Arendelle Revolution
Drunk at the Belle Vue Lounge (Reprise)...................Marius
Too Short (Reprise).....................................................Jessica, Laila
Frozen Little Town......................................................Jessica, Laila, Marius
Finale/That's The Show...............................................Narrator, Jessica, Bigwig, Laila, Marius, Disboards, Attractions, Facebook, Blogs, Guide Books, Showkeepers, 
                                                                                 Teamsters, Teresa Hui, Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo

Music by:  Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson Lopez, Alan Menken, Jonathan Larsen, Stephen Schwartz, Stephen Trask and Ira Antelis
Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids, except Drunk at the Bellvue Lounge, which was written by Ira Antelis, Cheryl Berman, and David Pack

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.


Find Teresa Hui at: www.teresahui.com

Join Steve Swanson on the Muppetcast and Flipper Media, Email: flippermediaco@gmail.com
Find Anthony Michael Stokes at: www.youtube.com/amstokes
Check out Erica DeJulio at: http://www.ericadejulio.com/
You can donate to Joyce's upcoming Fringe NYC show,  Behind The Wall: An Autism Performance Piece here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/behind-the-wall-an-autism-performance-piece
Find Chris Lyndon's amazing Disney page here: http://www.disneychris.com  Also check out his segments on the Mouse Music podcast
Find Rachel & Zeek on the Behind The Magic podcast!!!

Also: Teresa Hui, Joyce Lao, and Erica DeJulio along with Anthony Michael Stokes, Alexis Monetti, and Jerry Skids can be found on the upcoming webseries THESE THREE GIRLS coming to you this fall!!!!!!

And as always find Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo here on Mouse Rants every week!

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Episode 33: FREAKIN' MUPPETS!!!!

Things get a little crazy as Jerry & Simone invite homeless fan, Sherlock Norman, onto the show to talk about his obsession: The Muppets.  Some topics include:

- the selfie stick ban in the Disney parks
- Muppet based PCNDs
- the shit brownies in Disney's Animal Kingdom (UPDATE:  The shit brownies have been discontinued after the episode was recorded after only 10 days due to DOUCHEBAG GUEST COMPLAINTS!!  This is why we can't have nice things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Another "getting to know you 'lightning' round with our special guest that takes way longer than it should
- The slow disintegration of the Muppets in Walt Disney World
- What if the long-awaited pipe dream of a fifth gate, was 100% Muppets oriented?
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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Episode 32: The Rest of The Stuff That Hasn't Been Released

This week, Jerry & Simone finish up their discussion on Disney's Urban Legends and banned cartoons with two more commentaries and a whole lot of nostalgia and reasoning. Then, to really tie Episode 30 and 32 together, they follow up on the Radio Wars segment with The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts...and this time, as a dynamic duo, really give them the tongue thrashing they deserve. Come all ye Degenerates and join Mouse Rants in their no holds barred, open season, critical analysis of the audiobook version of Wikipedia (aka The Rotoscopers).

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Follow along on our commentaries here:
Donald's Dilemma : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nnoNgwY3k
The Martins & The Coys: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrfryd_the-martins-the-coys_shortfilms

 If you missed it last week, check out the Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza musical trailer here: https://soundcloud.com/jerryskids/mouse-rants-frozen-extravaganza-trailer-explicit?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=facebook


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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Episode 31: Drinkin' 'Round The World

Jerry and Simone have finally listened to the fans!  After several hate mails asking for an episode about Drinking Around the World, your MouseRantskeleaders have finally delivered...but since Simone doesn't drink, they couldn't do it without help...  Enter Derek Drum:  Husband.  Father.  Disney lover.  Lover of alcoholic beverages.   Grab a beer, a whiskey, or even a Tipsy Ducks In Love, and stumble around the World Showcase with us as we drink, share stories and even throw out some helpful tips!
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If you missed it last week, check out the Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza musical trailer here:
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 Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza IMDb page!!!
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Thursday, June 4, 2015

Episode 30: Cannibals, Nazis and Mormons....oh my!!!!

This week, albeit a little late, Jerry and Simone discuss (through commentary format) some of the Disney animated shorts that were either banned or censored over the years from cannibals to nazis.  (We will continue this discussion next week, as we have much more to talk about). All YouTube clips we used for the commentary are notated below so you can watch along with us.  We also discuss our progress with the Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza and play you guys a special SNEAK PEAK TRAILER!!!!  Be sure to check it out!!

Then Simone randomly had to leave and the MAYHEM began.  This episode's NOT-TO-MISS Radio Wars segment was so excruciating, it took up another HOUR!  This week, Jerry takes on The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts Podcast...and he does it solo...Listen as he painfully goes over a segment from one of their earlier episodes - - no holds barred, no Simone to hold him back...and believe me, folks...this one is a beast.

You can find them here: http://www.rotoscopers.com
or here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/animation-addicts-podcast/id501373557?mt=2

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YOUTUBE CLIPS
Hell's Bells - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow-qilruZCE
Cannibal Capers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAYrIIaB2Nk
Trader Mickey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M74_kfuDtE
Reason and Emotion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvp3zAPraF4 (starts at :31)
Der Fuehrer's Face -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8AmlhLl8lQ
Spare The Rod - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F6GAEyrZUI

Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza IMDb page!!!
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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Episode 29: The Deterioration of The MGM Studios - Part 1: The Good Years

Jerry and Simone kick it old school as they invite special guest, Chris Lyndon, to join them in a 2-Part discussion & rant about the slow downhill slope the MGM Studios took from Day 1 to the present.  This is Part 1.  In today's episode, they talk about the first 10 years and what made The Studios one of the most EXTREME Disney parks in history...only to be left in a shell of its former self.  Don't worry, they have to raise it up with praise before they drop it to the ground with boos and hisses.  Also, Chris joins them in a DisBoards rant as they figure out why these people are so obsessed with food!!!

You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com
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Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460
or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73

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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Episode 28: The Reimagination of World Showcase

Jerry and Simone hit you full force with a double episode this week. After brainstorming the greatest movie idea of all time, they discuss how they would reimagine World Showcase to make it a perfect utopia. Then after exhausting every possibility, your Mouserantskeleaders slam you with a dose of DisBoards ranting, Hate Mail and a brand new Radio Wars segment...this time against one of the most poorly edited podcasts in the history of podcasts:   Behind the Magic.
Check them out here:  https://www.btmpodcast.com/ 

 Also, look for a quick "news" segment, where J&S call shenanigans on a frivolous lawsuit.  Here is the link for that: http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/09/disneyland-pluto-hug-hurt-kid-video/

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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Episode 27: Strange Things, Upcoming Films and Porn

This week, Jerry and Simone rant about the films Disney has in store for us in next two years, but not before doing commentary on musical porn, thank our degenerates, and rant about celebrities among other craziness.  So come join us on a magic carpet ride to hell and back again on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!

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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Episode 26: Earth Day with Joe Pardo

Today, Jerry and Simone turn down the mean as they interview podcaster, author, dreamer and all-around nice guy, Joe Pardo.  The unofficial topic of today is "Attractions with an Environmental Message" (or lack thereof), but quickly deteriorates into a more in depth discussion of the parks and films.   For those of you degenerates who don't like a break from the anger, don't you worry, Mouse Rants will be back in full force aggression next week.

Also, the full-length "OFF THE WALL", offensive, and revolutionary musical episode of Mouse Rants is set to release on Memorial Day (May 25th), so tell all your friends!

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Episode 25: Off The Wall!!!!!!!!

Back by popular demand, Jerry and Simone get viciously hysterical in their Radio Wars segment as they do a full commentary on the latest episode of WDW Main Street (http://www.wdw-mainstreetmemories.com/) where the guest is the man who inspired the segment...the man who completely ignores uncensored podcasts yet says he "doesn't express favoritism"....the man who believes he's qualified to judge other people.... Well, you'll see...  So come on ya degenerates, take a ride through some DisBoards posts and a topic you won't wanna miss with the MouseRantskaleaders themselves.

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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Episode 24: Urinating & Defecating In MGM & Animal Kingdom and Radio Wars!!!

In today's double episode, Jerry & Simone continue their discussion on bathrooms around WDW, this time moving onto MGM and Animal Kingdom, then finally make their way to new hate mail and introduce a new segment to the show!!  Fun times in a long action-packed episode!!!!

- The Future of Captain EO
- Be Our Guest breakfast menu
- Wi-Fi Upgrade in the Parks
- Innoventions West
- Selfie Stick Ban
- Urinating and Defecating Around MGM Studios and Animal Kingdom
- SEGMENT: Hate Mail
- Radio Wars: Just because we make fun of you, doesn’t mean we can’t promote you:
                 Enchanted Tiki Talk (http://enchantedtikitalk.podbean.com/)
                 Be Our Guest Podcast (http://beourguestpodcast.podbean.com/)
                 WDW News Today (http://wdwnewstoday.com/blog/)
                 DIS Unplugged (http://www.disunplugged.com/)
- SEGMENT: A few Awful Disney Facebook and DisBoards Rants

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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Episode 23: Things That Make You Go UCH!

This week, Jerry & Simone go through some of the worst moments in WDW Attractions.  From cheesy dialogue to terrible smells, they pick apart various attractions around the park, pulling out the things they could really do without.  Also, after a rousing game of PCND, with the announcements of Frozen 2, they try to figure out why people could possibly be excited for a Disney sequel.  So strap in, MouseRantsketeers and find out what the sultans have in store for you.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Episode 22: Urinating and Defecating in the Magic Kingdom & Epcot

This week, Simone and Jerry take it to the bathrooms as they rate and review every bathroom they've ever been to in the Magic Kingdom and Epcot.  Also, their annoyance at Breaking News that they already broke three months ago and a mentally draining History of Canada.


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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Episode 21: Awful Disboards & Disney Facebook Posts: Part 2

Simone's Skype seems to be crapping out on her this week, so she will be on hiatus today...again. Instead, Jerry goes over some recent WDW news, rants about how ridiculous the act of trying to ban words is, and then once again heads over to the different Disney groups on Facebook, as well as the Disboards to complain about the idiots who post there.  And believe me, this one is more brutal than the last one....

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Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Episode 20: Karen & Connie Present....Disneyland!!!

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by special guests, Karen & Connie as they reflect on and rant about their recent trip to Disneyland for the first time. The wine and beer flows as they try to figure out who had it worse in the parks this winter.  Here are some topics that were discussed:

- The Sad State of Downtown Disney
- Magic Kingdom Extra Magic Hours
- Walt Disney Family Museum
- Disneyland Closings
- WDW Covered Landmarks
- Radiator Springs
- Look Up
- Anna & Elsa
- Backstage & No Magic
- Eating, and more importantly...drinking
- Legacy Fastpass
- Hate Mail
- and much much more...
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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Episode 19: Have A Bad Time And Die

This week, after a night of sake and singing at Kimonos, Jerry & Simone go over the first half of their Walt Disney World trip, discussing:

- Why Southwest Airlines sucks
- The difference between racism and thinking other cultures can be obnoxious when they visit
- 7 Dwarves Mine Train
- The new Peter Pan queue
- Cast Members who SHOULD be able to act!!!!
- Badly trained Cast Members
- Badly trained parents
- Construction everywhere
- Assholes at Wishes
- The smell of the Electric Umbrella
- Restaurant Marrakesh
- The Frozen Sing-a-Long
- and much much more!!!!
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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Episode 18: Live From Walt Disney World - Part 2

In this episode, recorded live, Jerry & Simone continue their trip as they encounter a timeshare salesman (for DVC) in World Showcase, take a rant-filled walk through Downtown Disney, give live commentary on a few attractions, dodge cheerleaders and Brazilian tour groups left and right, take you on a Lou Mongello-style tour of the Mexico Pavilion, flip out at a bunch of assholes during IllumiNations on the slowest day in the history of Epcot, and much much more!!! Also, Strong Bad takes you around Fantasyland and Tomorrowland for no real reason whatsoever...

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Sunday, February 8, 2015

Episode 17: Live From Walt Disney World - Part 1

In this episode, Jerry & Simone take it to the parks LIVE as they interview Norwegians about the upcoming changes happening in Norway, watch and comment on the terrible Lumberjack show in Canada, get bombarded by Brazilians and much much more!!!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Episode 16: Awful DisBoard & Disney FaceBook Posts

Simone is out again, and it wouldn't be a Jerry Skids solo show without trashing the DisBoards!   Come take a journey with Skids as we:

- celebrate the hat's half demise
- go through yet another Starbucks rant as the Trolley Car Cafe is erected
- lament about how many opportunities for good food have been missed at the parks
- try and figure out why any guy would stay with Naya Rivera after her recently revealed secret
- discuss the WDW Arcade Crash of 2015
- ponder the World Showcase Expansion and get ready for what looks to really be Arendelle
- lambaste awful Disney Facebook posts
- and of course, destroy horrendous DisBoard posts
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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Episode 15: Camp Minnie-Mickey Sendoff!!! (One Year Later)

On today's episode, Jerry and Simone give a proper send off to the land that Avatarland will be replacing, Camp Minnie-Mickey...one year after it closed.  Through commentaries, memories and discussions, they realize just how NOT missed that land will be.  Also on the bill, getting drunk at Starbucks and a bit of random gossip!

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Thursday, January 1, 2015

Episode 14: 2014, A Year In Review

Jerry and Simone are all over the place today as they celebrate the New Year by going over a bunch of stuff that happened within the Disney company in 2014.  From movies released to the massive closings & firings in the parks, from injuries to soundtracks, they ring in 2015 the only way they know how...by over-analyzing everything!  Be aware that J & S go off topic moreso than usual.   There are way too many topics to list, but instead of a breakdown, we give you this:

FUCK 2014 RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!


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