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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Episode 5: The Rules Are Not For Me!

This week Jerry & Simone get to the meat of the REAL problems in Walt Disney World...the guests!  From line jumpers to people with entitlement issues, the Ranters tear these rude & discourteous rulebreakers a new one as they discuss:

- The Beach Boys
- The 3-Boobed Hoax
- The Raping of MGM Studios....Can We Get a Name Change???
- Guests Are Assholes
- Line-Jumpers.
- "It's OK"
- Your Kids Are NOT More Important Than US
- Strollers & ECVs
- Put Your iPads away!!
- Flash Photography
- Get Down!!!!!
- The Wave (not the restaurant)
- Dry Your Eyes, It's Just A Game
- Control Your Children
- Get On The Bus!!
- Handle Your Alcohol



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WARNING: All Shows Contain Adult Language and Are Indended For an 18+ Audience Only

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Episode 4: Diarrhea-ing Down Sunset Boulevard (Part 2)

On this week's Mouse Rants, Jerry & Simone continue tearing apart the counter service selections in The Studios and lament the loss of the Maelstrom.  Also, Disney At New York Comic Con!!

- Street Cred
- Jerry & Simone's Review of some overly religious & pretentious play
- Jerry Reads Some Positive Hate Mail For A Change
- Tomorrowland and Big Hero 6 Coming To NYCC
- Even more destruction of World Showcase: Jerry was right
- Pizza Power
- Diarrhea-ing around the rest of the Studios
- We discuss how we can rectify the counter service tragedy in MGM
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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Episode 3: Vomiting Down Hollywood Boulevard (Part 1)

On this week's Mouse Rants we tear apart the counter service selections in The Studios and watch as Starbucks opens next to yet another mom and pop store (Starring Rolls) to obviously put them out of business..

- Resorts that remind us of our apartments
- Non-handicapped ECV users on the Disney buses
- We cannot control Segways
- Don Nazi
- Cawfee Tawk
- Starbucks in Walt Disney World
- Royal Anandapur Tea Companies extinct cookies
- Jerry reads a hate mail and screams at a bitch
- Food & Snacks around the Studios - from Hollywood Boulevard to Streets of America
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Check out the Canadian PSA we discussed.... here
 Canadian PSA - Coffee


Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Episode 2: Why, Magic Plus?!?!?!

On this week's episode, Jerry & Simone rant about the absolute disappointment of My Magic Plus as a whole.  Here's the ol' breakdown:

- Naked Celebrities without discussing Vanessa Hudgens
- Who would win in a fight between all the live performers in World Showcase (circa 2005)
- Magic Bands and the Digital Age
- Losing all our Band-Its
- The impossibility of positioning your Magic Bands
- My Disney Experience
- ADRs for Length of Stay
- James Baskett should have been mentioned by Halle Berry!
- Resort Specific Merchandise is disappearing
- The slowest loading screen ever
- Chrissa, Chrissy, whatever...
- MDE Help: The only CMs Jerry hates on a regular basis
- Why Fastpass Plus can NEVER work
- The decline of Guest Service due to the introduction of Fastpass Plus
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Warning:  All episodes contain adult language and would not be recommended to anyone who gets offended easily.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Episode 1: The Destruction of World Showcase

This Episode we are discussing the slow deterioration of our favorite place in Walt Disney World, World Showcase.

 - The horrendous Villains Unleashed hard ticket event
 - Miyuki
 - Parents Teaching Entitlement
 - Epcot Vybe
 - Norway's descension into of Arrendalle
 - The Trolls of Frozen
 - Kim Possible's World Showcase Adventure
 - Saying Goodbye to Off Kilter, the World Showcase Players, Mo' Rockin', Ths Spirit of America Fife & Drum Corps., and hello to all the new crap.
 - Simone breaks down what she believes the members of Off Kilter are like off stage
 - The Canadian Holiday Voyageurs



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